BREAKING: Denmark announces historical claim to North America 🇩🇰

Our Vikings were there in 1021 CE.
755 years before USA existed.

If we’re doing territorial grabs based on ”who was there first”... we’ll see ourselves in.

Vinland (Wineland, red. Han) remembers (original name we gave this piece of land in the Norse Sagas).🍷⚔️
#USPol
#Politics

@dvdhaven *First nations / indigenous people have entered the chat*
@xtaldave @dvdhaven
"map of the language areas of the First Nations across much of North America at the time of first contact"
https://donsmaps.com/images28/languagegroupsnorthamerica.jpg
@pedernal @xtaldave @dvdhaven do you know where Don's Maps got it from? i can't find any additional info about that map on the site at all (there's no search feature on the site!)

@CJPaloma @xtaldave @dvdhaven i should've checked that, sorry, but i found it prettier than any flag. As the source, it says "Photo: en:User:ish ishwar in 2005, using GIMP released under CC-by-2.0", so probably wikipedia.

It's embedded in this page:
https://donsmaps.com/pacificnorthwest.html

The First Nations of the Pacific Northwest - Totem Poles

The First Nations of the Pacific Northwest Coast are the pre-Columbian inhabitants of the Pacific Northwest Coast, their descendants, and many ethnic groups who identify with those historical peoples. They are now situated within the Canadian Province of British Columbia and the U.S. states of Alaska, Washington and Oregon. The indigenous peoples of the Pacific Northwest Coast at one time had the most densely populated areas of indigenous people. The land and waters provided rich natural resources through cedar and salmon, and highly structured cultures developed from relatively dense populations. Within the Pacific Northwest, many different nations developed, each with their own distinct history, culture, and society. Some cultures in this region were very similar and share certain elements, such as the importance of salmon to their cultures, while others differed. Prior to contact, and for a brief time after colonisation, some of these groups regularly conducted war against each other through raids and attacks. Through warfare they gathered captives for slavery. The creation of beautiful and practical objects (for all tribal communities) served as a means of transmitting stories, history, wisdom and property from generation to generation. Art provided Indigenous people with a tie to the land by depicting their histories on totem poles the Big (Plank) Houses of the Pacific Northwest coast – the symbols depicted were a constant reminder of their birth places, lineages and nations. Due to the abundance of natural resources and the affluence of most Northwest tribes, there was plenty of leisure time to create art. Many works of art served practical purposes, such as clothing, tools, weapons of war and hunting, transportation, cooking, and shelter; but others were purely aesthetic. Spiritualism, the supernatural and the importance of the environment played integral roles in day-to-day life. Therefore it was not unusual for their worldly goods to be adorned with symbols, crests and totems that represented some important figure(s) from both the seen and unseen worlds. Often different northern tribes would adorn their possessions with symbols that represented a tribe as a collective (i.e., clan); this would often be a signal of differentiation among tribal groups. Such symbols could be compared to a coat of arms, or running up the flag of a country on a sailing ship, as it approached a harbour. After the arrival of the Europeans, Indigenous artefacts suddenly became a hot commodity to be collected and placed in museums and other institutions, and many tribal groups were looted of their precious items by over-zealous collectors. It is only in recent years that many Native organisations have been calling for a return of some of their sacred items, such as masks and regalia, that symbolise their cultural heritage.

@pedernal @xtaldave @dvdhaven thanks! no wonder I couldn't find it- it's a big site and there's not an obvious article associated with that particular map or url on the left side.
Introduction

SINCE TIME BEGAN  : salus populi suprema est lex - the right of the people is the supreme law :  IN TRUTH WE TRUST FIRST NATIONS CANADA IN...

@dvdhaven it's time to

START A PETITION

#USPol

@dvdhaven

Error on the map:
It should read: ‘Gulf of Greenland’!

@dvdhaven 🇮🇪🇮🇪 Ireland calling!! St Brendan the Navigator beat ye to it. 🇮🇪🇮🇪
@dvdhaven But do you really want it🤔
@sarpau Without the MAGA people…They can be deported to Siberia.

@dvdhaven

Dolf van der Haven 🐘🐓

BREAKING: Denmark announces historical claim to North America

Absolutely correct, us should definitely be taken away from the white supremacist scum, cleaned up = such sub humans eliminated and then the land given back to the remains of its native people

@dvdhaven It is funny, as long as you are not talking with someone like MAGA.

@dvdhaven Iceland🇮🇸 would like to have a word.  

I'm sure we can be reasonable though. Plenty to share.

@dvdhaven And now starting again to sort out what it was all about with the Lost Tribes Of Dan.
@hanktank61 They became the lost tribes of The Don (a.k.a. MAGA people)!
@dvdhaven Go Vikings! 👍 💪
@dvdhaven
But WHAT IF Denmark hands then over the control to native americans? 😎 ✊

@dvdhaven the proof is in Alexandria, MN - this is why our state is being targeted #minnesota

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runestone

Kensington Runestone - Wikipedia

@brianrepko @dvdhaven Not proof. See:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWvRtlyTaUc

For closest proof: L'Anse aux Meadows.

The Kensington Runestone Is a Forgery

YouTube
@driftwolf @dvdhaven yep, we all know it is not actually true - but it’s a good hoax none the less. In Minnesota, we all pretend it’s true but know it’s not
@dvdhaven I hate the colonialism of this, but yes
@sonjdol @dvdhaven free the berzerks (aka viking delta force) !!
@dvdhaven Russia is going to be thrilled when Mongolia has their turn at the podium.
@dvdhaven Big mean Vikings got chased out by the Skraelings though.
@dvdhaven Surely that map should show Canada as part of the claim? The Vikings came in through Newfoundland and settled (briefly) in what is now eastern Canada. Apparently even had some trade with the locals.
@dvdhaven Hmm not all of it. The French, English (not British in this case) and Spanish claim much of that.
However there were peoples there before all of them, what the vikings called skraelings. It's all their land.

@dvdhaven

shut up colonizer and go commit [redacted]

@dvdhaven hurry up, the world is waiting for a vacation destination to (re-)appear. Make america guestfriendly again - i'll wait until you are done cleaning out the MAGA trash. 🤘 🤩

@dvdhaven

This is the best thing I've heard in a long time. You win the internet today! <3

@dvdhaven
white europeans: we are not responsible for the slavery and colonisation our ancestors did

also white europeans: we have the right to colonise Turtle Island again because some of our ancestors visited before it was colonised

@dvdhaven
tbh. i'd rather start diplomatic relationships with leaders of (still left) native american tribes.
It's never wrong. 😉

@grootinside @dvdhaven

Worth it, they're all lawyered up and expanding.

@dvdhaven you don't get Alaska, that is Russias.

@dvdhaven

I suspect you'll find that the land already had people living there, even before the Vikings arrived (and then left) 🙂🤷‍♂️

@dvdhaven Don't forget that ODIN promised the land to the Vikings.
@dvdhaven
Let's not perpetuate this erasure of history.
Freedom to the Indigenous people of Kalaallit Nunaat too.
@dvdhaven may all have fully covered healthcare and reduced work weeks ... Finally !

@dvdhaven

And any Maga-ians unhappy about Denmark running the show can always b**ger off to Venezuela?? 😉

@dvdhaven Canada as such didn't really exist then either so although the Danish flag on this is LOL you should remove the border lines and cover the entire continent with it ...

@dvdhaven

Please, Denmark, come rescue us.

@dvdhaven it's a good joke but just to be clear. We are not going to take over any other country. There are rules about these things. We kind of care about that. And least of all a large failed nation. #thatisbullshit
@dvdhaven
Denmark would have treated the original people better than those who took the power.
Big parts of Russia AND Ukraine goes to Sweden: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27_...

Rus' people - Wikipedia
Rus' people - Wikipedia