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Raymond W Gallacher@VeroniqueB99
Amusing and true
soup2nuts
Waitman GobbleLMAO GoFundMe
Pēteris Krišjānis@VeroniqueB99 whole sad "America is hot, look how hot we are" stance is just so funny. Btw, this is really exceptionally only orange turd POV.
Sassinake! ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂yeah, but have you thought about all the raping, looting and burning you can do?
You can join the Police and shoot humans for sport!
ain't it GREAT
@Sassinake 🤷♀️ ..fair point...fair point... 🤣
derptron@Sassinake @VeroniqueB99 You get paid to play an augmented reality version of CoD where you are armed with pain devices and surrounded by victims who can't fight back or the game deletes them entirely before they can threaten you in the slightest. You can squeeze and mutilate them all you want and nobody that can stop you cares. They make some really funny noises when you zip tie their kids and throw them in your van. They do anything to stop you and, "I'm scared," and you get to paint walls.
Crystal_Fish_Caves@VeroniqueB99 soooper genius
SkjeggtrollAlso, we're just not that into you.
@skjeggtroll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
HappyCrow13@VeroniqueB99 You're just scared of all the freedoms you'll have! Like the freedom to be shot in school, die from diabetes, catch measles, all you can afford shitty food. Not to mention our fantastic injustice system and deathcare.
You're also free to go to jail for having a joint or too much debt!
You're also free to go to jail for having a joint or too much debt!
@HappyCrow13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦
WesDym@HappyCrow13 You forgot our ancient, criminally inadequate, horrifyingly decrepit and filthy mass transit!
@wesdym And no safe places for pedestrians! Nothing within walking distance cuz you're supposed to have a car!
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Coach Spore Diesel
Szymon Sokół 🇵🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦@springdiesel @VeroniqueB99 especially as Norway's GDP per capita is 7th in the world - USA is 8th.
@blotosmetek @springdiesel THAT is why he wants them!!
@blotosmetek Those numbers are presumably from before this year. I bet we're lower now.
@iveyline@VeroniqueB99 Brilliant!
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@VeroniqueB99
There's always money in the banana stand.
There's always money in the banana stand.
Simon Brooke
@simon_brooke I'm in New England. We have all that AND snow! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go sell some blood plasma to pay for my medical bills. Just gotta make sure to avoid ICE goons and random drunks with guns.
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No Exceptions@VeroniqueB99 None of this is new, except the Norway part. I don't get the point here.
Jaime Robertson@VeroniqueB99 And Norwegians generally don’t like Nazis📎
Joker
yuhasz01@VeroniqueB99 Yes Trumpy and his minions are turning US into a shit-hole country(to use his term).
slash@VeroniqueB99 @pitrh He really means "white people", because he has no idea that Norway is racially diverse. It's part of his Master Plan to deport decent people and import more right-wing racists to replace them. Same with his "rescue" of those poor racists in South Africa
Racists are who elected him (both times), so with the mid-terms looming, and the courts disallowing his attempts to "adjust" the voting system, he's trying to just get people to move here who will vote for him.
@agreeable_landfall He does, you're right. People need to remember that he's a very, very stupid man, and that's even ignoring his staggering ignorance and rapidly advancing dementia. At the best of times, he has a child's grasp of reality. I'm serious. If you imagine him as 5 yo, it all makes much more sense.
Peter N. M. Hansteen@agreeable_landfall @VeroniqueB99 The number of people currently living in Norway who would even consider moving to the US *and* vote for Cheeto Mussolini is possibly not zero, but miniscule.
We here on the coast at least have always been trading internationally and welcoming of people who would like to join us.
Bergen, the city where I live, would basically not exist but for international trade and consequent immigration from pretty much everyhwere.
J. David Eisenberg*sigh* #AltText4You
Post by chrislundartist
Trump said he wants more immigrants from Norway. I have reviewed the offer, and I ahve to decline.
The benefits package is terrible.
You offer two weeks of vacation if we are lucky; we get five.
Your maternity leave is “good luck,” while we get a year.
Your healthcare plan is GoFundMe, while ours is free.
And your safety plan is just “thoughts and prayers.”
Moving to the US right now feels like leaving a spa to go work in a burning hot dog stand. Thanks, but we will stay in the snow.
FluxHad a few American friends ask me (an Aussie) why they never see Australian Migrants in the US, if the pay is better and housing is cheaper there. (even if Australians actually have better purchasing power iirc)
Let's just say they were almost crying from realising just how behind the US is and radicalised by the time I started talking about superannuation and how it fundamentally solved the problem of how to pay for pension system for an aging population (not super exciting but definitely requires more foresight than what the US government is capable of).
That people would *willingly* hand over their guns for a societal greater good (and it worked) and that the leave my friends got after 6 years working at a company was less than what I legally get no matter what in a year on top of long service leave, penalty rates, sick leave, etc (+ domestic violence and family leave for victims).
@VeroniqueB99
That said... I still feel we're behind Norway. Though in recent years I think we are getting closer in some regards, people genuinely look up to the Nordic model and feel more similar to politics of there in a way than we do with the US or now UK.
That said... I still feel we're behind Norway. Though in recent years I think we are getting closer in some regards, people genuinely look up to the Nordic model and feel more similar to politics of there in a way than we do with the US or now UK.
millennial fulcrum@VeroniqueB99 p1
the only thing trump wants is its skull crushed flat. its own death is the only thing that can help it. never mind what it says, that is not speech, it is just gas escaping.
the only thing trump wants is its skull crushed flat. its own death is the only thing that can help it. never mind what it says, that is not speech, it is just gas escaping.