Draco Mi SuchusNov 29
J. Alan Henning
Wife: Where did you hear that from? Your weirdos on Mastodon?
Nov 29 at 5:22amWeb
Show threadBecNov 29
@jalanhenning Possibly one of my favourite and generally more reliable sources, it's true 😂
Show threadnickNov 29
@jalanhenning They're not my weirdos! They're *distributed, decentralized, federated* weirdos.
Show threadGregor SamsaNov 29
@jalanhenning reminded me of this for some reason.
Show threadWulfy—Speaker to the machinesNov 29

@fee_fi_fo_fum @jalanhenning

Never trust a man who does not drink.

- Old Chinese proverb.

Show threadPseudonymous Dec 3

@n_dimension
@fee_fi_fo_fum
@jalanhenning

He's four months sober after the incident. The insurance company said if he ever befouls he cheese again they won't cover that dhole-a for routine procedures anymore. 

Show threadCyNov 29
"I'm a surgeon at the mouse pizzeria."

CC: @[email protected]
Show threadTakiro 🎨Nov 29
@fee_fi_fo_fum @jalanhenning
Every time I see this I wonder about its origin.
Show threadMartin Vermeer (not Jesus)Nov 29
@fee_fi_fo_fum @jalanhenning Ah, Rat Park.
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Nov 29
@jalanhenning God bless the weirdos. All of us.
Show threadDungeon Crawler BenNov 29

@jalanhenning

The pretend phone people

Show threadBen ToddNov 29

@jalanhenning

Anywhere else and that would be an insult but here it's a badge of honour 🤣

Show threadMarcyNov 29
@jalanhenning i miss my wife, tails.
Show threadClockwork ☃️✒️Nov 29

@jalanhenning

Your weirdos on Mastodon:

Show thread↸ ⏚Nov 29
@jalanhenning She's a keeper.
Show threadStorie SpettinateNov 29

@jalanhenning

🤣🤣🤣

Show threadGinaNov 29
@jalanhenning I still call Mastodon "my Nerdtwitter"
Show threadPseudonymous Dec 3

@Gina

Thank you. 

Show threadY⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmarNov 29
@jalanhenning Fair is fair. Whenever I hear something that reeks of bullshit, I ask if they heard that from an Instagram influencer.
Show threadChristian GudrianNov 29
@jalanhenning 👋
Show threadVariaxocellus mastodonteNov 29
@jalanhenning Hey, rude! It's Mr. Weirdo!
Show threadJason_DoddNov 29
@jalanhenning It appears we might be married to the same person.
Show threadJ. Alan HenningNov 29
@Jason_Dodd Wait, does your wife also travel every other week for work?!
Show threadJason_DoddNov 30
@jalanhenning I thought so. But now I'm not so sure.
Show threadBrianNov 29
@jalanhenning she's not wrong!
Show threadMaier AmsdenNov 29
@jalanhenning *Our weirdos on Mastodon
Show threadThomas Svensson 🖖Nov 29

@jalanhenning

Makes me feel honored and appreciated 🥰

Show threadHermannus StegemanNov 29
@jalanhenning we take that as a compliment
Show threadKevin KleineNov 29
@jalanhenning ❤️👌
Show threadMartin GNov 29
@jalanhenning https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk?si=yh2ICfudN7lKfqHO weirdo!!!
Radiohead - Creep

YouTube
Show threadMillyNov 29
@jalanhenning Jeally?
Show threadKrystian MajewskiNov 29
@jalanhenning
Show threadRumpleStumpNov 29
@jalanhenning
Show threadMomoNov 29
@jalanhenning
Tell your wife we think she's a lovely person for saying such nice things about us. Gosh, look at me, I'm blushing! 🥰
Show threadDuracell Benny ⚡Nov 29
@jalanhenning Don't forget the perverts.
Show threadPeaceNick🇨🇦Nov 29

@jalanhenning

Hello J. Alan.
Welcome, you are among friends.

Show threadMarc Robinson Nov 29
@jalanhenning “No, my podcast weirdos.”
Show threadHarald Hannelius Nov 29
@jalanhenning
Show threadLog 🪵Nov 29
@jalanhenning
Ahem. Your *frequently correct* weirdos on Fediverse.
Show threadvga256Nov 29
@jalanhenning successfully replicated bug in western canada
Show threadmorphNov 29
@jalanhenning What?! 🤓
Show threadderptronNov 29

@jalanhenning Hopefully as a joke.

If not, that's not OK man. It seems small but that's the whole point. You're right to feel wrong about it and to expect more respect. I was triggered for you.

Show threadLinus GasserNov 29

@jalanhenning my family just noted:

Wife and kids: ...

Because my kids also have to read some mastodon. Usually I'm 2-3 weeks behind on the worst jokes...

Show thread✨ MischaNov 29

@jalanhenning

We the Weirdos

Show threadJake in the desertNov 29
@jalanhenning the best possible weirdos around
Show threadTim LavoieNov 29
@jalanhenning “Come to the Fediverse, find your weirdos.”
I like the sound of that.
Show threadNic DafisNov 29

Partner: was that Ben?

@jalanhenning

Show threadGooseNov 29
@jalanhenning you have no idea luv!
Show threadthefathippyNov 30

@jalanhenning

Truly, the best thing about the fedi is we're mostly harmless weirdos sharing shit with other most harmless weirdos. The ever present whiff of nerdiness is just a bonus.

* and if it turns out they're not harmless, buh-bye

Show threadRpsu (326 ppm)Nov 30
@jalanhenning I feel seen.
Show threadDeborah Rose ❌👑Nov 30
@jalanhenning Do we realize we're weird? Yes, why else would we be here.
Show threadSzescstopniDec 6
@jalanhenning A couple of ideas from those weirdoes made our life better.
Show threadDarth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈Dec 6
@jalanhenning I'm nobody's weirdo but my own, thanks. lol
Show threadÆ Sea F.Dec 6
@jalanhenning came for memes, stayed for weirdness