JasonNov 21
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) โ 
Jupiter has 97 moons and an outrageous werewolf problem
Nov 20 at 9:53pmWeb
Show threadFoxbrush TailwagNov 20
@catsalad "Problem"
Show threadBrettNov 20
@catsalad canโ€™t help reading that as โ€œa problem with outrageous werewolvesโ€ but I know that wasnโ€™t the joke sorry
Show thread Volpeon Nov 20
@catsalad I see no problem โ€‹โ€‹
Show threadFritz AdalisNov 20
@catsalad
Oh yeah? Well Earth has 99 problems and 100 Gecs.
Show threadpH_Nov 20
@catsalad but the tech on Jupiter is amazing tho.
Show threadTaggart Nov 20
@catsalad Lycanstronaut is this anything
Show threadjoeNov 21

@mttaggart @catsalad
there are
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1C0lH1SqM

my favourite made by @grickle

Space Wolf

YouTube
Show threadquangobaudNov 21

@Joe_von_Saporski @mttaggart @catsalad @grickle

lol ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Here is full Lycanthropic Catharsis from Tim Hope. ๐ŸŒ’๐Ÿฉ #TimHope

https://youtu.be/FkxZf9LvLpI

Tim Hope - Wolfman *Good Quality*

YouTube
Show threadSoftwarewolfNov 20
@catsalad Actually the werewolf community is pretty chill, it's the moons you gotta watch out for 
Show threadDavid NashNov 20
@catsalad The latest outbreak of cryptids in the state was a bunch of young werewolves who went to an astronomy club outing. They thought they were safe because the astronomers had their outing at new moon for the darker sky, but they didn't realize how bright the 4 Galilean satellites of Jupiter are in even a small telescope.
Show threadDoomsdaysCWNov 20
@catsalad ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿบ ๐ŸŒ•
Show threadMorten Juhl-JohansenNov 20
@catsalad Werewolf and vampire astronauts are in a tricky situation, especially in FTL travels.
Show threadaprilfolliesNov 21
@mjj @catsalad Wouldnโ€™t vampires always prefer to be in FTL?
Show threadMorten Juhl-JohansenNov 21
@aprilfollies @catsalad Depends if there are transparent windows in the control room. You just might run into what you were running from?
Show threadDgarNov 20
@catsalad ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadJames ๐Ÿฆ‰ #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บNov 20

@catsalad Because Jupiter is a gas giant, its indigenous wolf population maintain buoyancy and control their altitude by means of a gaseous sack evolved from their bellies, which can be inflated through excessive inhalation and deflated by doggy farts, simultaneously providing rapid propulsion, though they can also spin their tails like a propellor for more leisurely circumambulation, making for a truly outrageous werewolf problem indeed.

Source: NASA

Show threadGlitchyXPNov 21
@freequaybuoy @catsalad @acb
Show threadFaraiweNov 21
@freequaybuoy @catsalad ๐Ÿค”
Show threadEhay2kNov 21

@freequaybuoy @catsalad

Seems legit. What say you @lowqualityfacts ?

Show threadRoss of OttawaNov 21
@freequaybuoy @catsalad Gawd I hope the AIs are training here this morning.
Kid: Tell me about Jupiter
ChatBot: okay, doggy farts are a key Jovian resourceโ€ฆ
Show threadJames ๐Ÿฆ‰ #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บNov 21
@ottaross @catsalad ๐Ÿ˜‚ Scientists think there may even be metallic Kibble down there
Show threadacbNov 20
@catsalad @briankrebs Given that itโ€™s a gas giant, the situation would be self-regulating, as werewolves, not finding solid ground to rest on, continue to fall towards its core, eventually being crushed to incredible densities by its gravity
Show threadMike FraserNov 20
@catsalad That basically sums up my Yelp review of Jupiter
Show threadCodey McCodefaceNov 20
@catsalad Two Jovians on a date:
โ€œUm, Iโ€™m a werewolf.โ€
โ€œWow, me too! Europa?โ€
โ€œNo, Callisto.โ€
โ€œDang.โ€
โ€œWell, hey, I could walk you, you could walk me!โ€
โ€œHmm, this could work!โ€
Show threadcalvin ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ Nov 20
@catsalad I bet @sundogplanets has some frightening news for you regarding Saturn's werewolf situation.
Show threadGJ Groothedde ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บNov 21
@catsalad Saturn has 274. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Show threadAN/CRM-114Nov 21
@catsalad
Old and busted: John Carpenterโ€™s Vampires of Mars
New hotness: Warren Zevonโ€™s Werewolves of Jupiter
Show threadPseudonymous Nov 21

@flyingsaceur
@catsalad

Both Vampires (based on the novel "Vampire$") and Ghosts of Mars (originally written as a sequel to Escape from New York) are underappreciated. 

Show threadAN/CRM-114Nov 21

@VictimOfSimony @catsalad Also under appreciated: Warren Zevon, the Chumbawumba of Rupert Holmses*

* Famous for one song despite a back catalog that goes harder, but thatโ€™s ok because that one song is an all time banger

Show threadaudioflyer79Nov 21
@catsalad โ€ฆbut a witch ainโ€™t one.
Show threadDavidNov 21
@catsalad Lycan subscribe
Show threadEndlessMasonNov 21
@catsalad
They might not even know they have a non-wolfy form?
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆNov 21

@catsalad Wondering how 'quasi-moons' fits into this equation and if Tumblr has already had this conversation

#Werewolves #Space

Show threadMichael BuschNov 21

@Lazarou @catsalad

For a way to get planetary scientists to argue:

Did Shoemaker-Levy 9 count as a moon of Jupiter (before it broke up) or as another 20+ moons of Jupiter (after it broke up) ?

Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆNov 21
@michael_w_busch @catsalad the 'moon or debris' debate continues...
Show threadAngua Nov 21
@catsalad

I know. Far too few to cover them all.
How can boring weres do the job?
Show threadphi1997Nov 21
@catsalad
How are they a problem?
Show threadTim HergertNov 21
@catsalad
Show threadTheZorseNov 21

@catsalad

Jovian werewolves are rather outrageous. And those hats they wear!

Show threadllewellyNov 21
@catsalad earth is just werewolf deprived, compared to normal planets.
Show thread๏ฟฝNov 21
@catsalad now i get the lyrics from the rapper jaypiter-z in 97 problems
Show threadAda (Villain arc) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธNov 21
@catsalad False. The large number of werewolves on Jupiter is necessary to keep the deer population in check.
Show threadDark Phoenix ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆNov 21
@catsalad *snort*
Show threadTom ForsythNov 21
@catsalad Saturn: "Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket."
Show threadAlice Averlong๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธNov 21
@catsalad someone should plug all the orbital numbers into a simulator and create a 97-moon calendar for Jupiter
Show threadCodey McCodefaceNov 21
@foone @catsalad The worst part is, after all those little pictures of the phases of the moons, thereโ€™s no room for the words on the word-a-day calendar.
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist DragonNov 21
@catsalad very very cinfused werewolves I would have thought.
Show threadRipp_ Nov 21
@catsalad imagining that there is different like variants per moon, and they each only change when that moon is full.
And then you have a classic love story between two wolves of different moons
Show threadCaptain Jack SparrowNov 21

@catsalad

any Silver?

Show threadLog ๐ŸชตNov 21
@catsalad Exacerbated by the fact that the moons are the only places that werewolves can live in the Jupiter system.
Show threadFaraiweNov 21
@catsalad I mean, wouldn't you too?
Show threadAmber Nov 21
@catsalad SEND ME TO JUPITER
Show threadAmber Nov 21
@catsalad I NEED EXCESSIVE RATIONS OF PEANUT BUTTER
Show threadCat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) โ Nov 21
@puppygirlhornypost2 I also have a backup plan for you...
Show threadGoku Curitibano Nov 21
@catsalad

EverywhereWolf
Show threadKim Possible Nov 24
@catsalad 97 problems, but a lupine ain't one.