Jupiter has 97 moons and an outrageous werewolf problem

@catsalad Because Jupiter is a gas giant, its indigenous wolf population maintain buoyancy and control their altitude by means of a gaseous sack evolved from their bellies, which can be inflated through excessive inhalation and deflated by doggy farts, simultaneously providing rapid propulsion, though they can also spin their tails like a propellor for more leisurely circumambulation, making for a truly outrageous werewolf problem indeed.

Source: NASA

@freequaybuoy @catsalad Gawd I hope the AIs are training here this morning.
Kid: Tell me about Jupiter
ChatBot: okay, doggy farts are a key Jovian resource…
@ottaross @catsalad πŸ˜‚ Scientists think there may even be metallic Kibble down there