ChrISSP
Bill the LizardMost relatable thing I've seen an AI say so far, to be honest.
Sjaak K. 🇳🇱🇪🇺🍋@lizardbill
AI even thinks today is 2024…
But hell yeah, let’s stop thinking for ourselves.
Jeff Grigg
Sassinake! ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂it's reaching MAGA level.
Kid Mania
Henrik Jernevad@lizardbill Just tried the same with #ChatGPT (GPT-5).
But given an #LLM produces statistically probable human-like answers, and a lot of people make this kind of mistake, maybe one could see it as a correct response? 😉
Ross of Ottawa@lizardbill It's just missing the "holy shit" at the end of the reply.
vxo@lizardbill math is hard even for gemini
Brokar@lizardbill "Im sorry Dave, but i'm afraid i can't ... oh wait!"
Jonas 
Patrik@Jonas @lizardbill So, it pretends to run Python for the proof but then just fakes the output? (I see this correctly, don't I? It's a dictionary with multiple instances of the same key.)
Jurarigo@Jonas @lizardbill This isn't just "hallucinating the response", it straight up manipulated the output in order to gaslight you by adding an illegal index that would add to 3 ns. What the hell.
Shanie MyrsTear@lizardbill If you imagine it shocked at the realization (as I was) this series of sentences is absolutely plausible.
nibbs
Felipe 
paulYes but no but yes
jbz@lizardbill brain considered harmful
Leto Fregar@lizardbill "nah, can't be that long ago, see, if you subtract 1995 from 2025 you get... Oh..."
#feelingoldyet
#feelingoldyet
Pozorvlak@lizardbill I went to a thirtieth anniversary screening of Clueless a month ago!
stephen ryner jr. 🦉@lizardbill google has fixed this, which is unfortunate, since I’d like a crisper screenshot
Yohan Yukiya Sese Cuneta 사요한🦣@lizardbill But that's the objective, to make AI speak and think like a real human being. 🤪
Victor@lizardbill author credit for the stolen content: https://bsky.app/profile/theanarchistturtle.bsky.social/post/3lx7d4ghdjk2b
Jeri Dansky@victor Thank you for this.
🇺🇦 KrakelOrakel 🌈 RIP Natenom
Ian K Tindale@lizardbill AI is senile – that’s it. It has ingested so much of everything that it has gone bonkers from the start. It is senile.
Santiago 
@lizardbill It does learn fast
THE SWÄG🇺🇦
MacCruiskeen@lizardbill AI coming to terms with the fact that it is now middle-aged.
Gabriel Viso Carrera@lizardbill @thomasfuchs that sounds like some people I have regrettably met. So hey, credit to it for being relatable at a moronic level.
Jeevi the Genius@lizardbill is it showing AI is becoming more humane.
Jay@lizardbill
These quick-fix patches they're slapping over the viral gotchas show EXACTLY how the tech is gonna evolve - a huge crufty patchwork of deterministic catchers overlayed atop the nondeterministic lying machine
These quick-fix patches they're slapping over the viral gotchas show EXACTLY how the tech is gonna evolve - a huge crufty patchwork of deterministic catchers overlayed atop the nondeterministic lying machine
💀andrzej💀@jaystephens @lizardbill we're going to reach a point where the majority of compute is needed for the 5 million line switch statement between you and the LLM
Kai, sounds like the sky@jaystephens @lizardbill you literally have no idea what you’re even talking about don’t you?
Frederico
D.EJE.D
So not only they tell you sh*t, now they also waterboard you with useless information regarding your question?
I see interesting times ahead of us...
Timothy Wolodzko@lizardbill didn't work for me, but it easily eats whatever bullshit you feed it
Jeff@lizardbill
This is a Monty Python skit.
"Are you the brain specialist?"
"No, I am not the brain specialist.
.
.
Yes, I am the brain specialist!"
Monty Python - Gumby Brain Specialist
saucerlost
Mike Johnston@lizardbill the 90's was 10 years ago and no one can change my mind