Rhonda you dumb bitch
Laurie you dumb bitch
RaeDonna you dumb bitch
Michael you dumb bitch
Faith Ann you dumb bitch
Jim you dumb bitch
EXCLUSIVE: Carrie Underwood's Tennessee Farm Crisis – 'American Idol' Star Struggling to Maintain Property and Dozens of Animals

Carrie Underwood has found herself battling her Tennessee farm, as her animals and property face serious challenges.

RadarOnline
Opinion | I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.

The uncertainty around the future of Medicaid is paralyzing for families like mine.

The New York Times
Kimberly you dumb bitch
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Aaron you dumb bitch
Breck you dumb bitch
Michael you dumb bitch
Ran you dumb bitch
Eri you dumb bitch
Steven you dumb bitch
Chris you dumb bitch
Iris you dumb bitch
Trump-Supporting Military Veteran's Wife Detained After Overstaying Visa

DHS told Newsweek that Blancarte Marquez was detained due to a visa overstay and for allegedly lying to CBP.

Newsweek
James you dumb bitch
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Ela you dumb bitch
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Anne you dumb bitch
Vick you dumb bitch
Christian you dumb bitch
Michael you dumb bitch
Stephanie you dumb bitch
Evan you dumb bitch
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Steven you dumb bitch
Pamela you dumb bitch
Syndee you dumb bitch
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Mercy you dumb bitch
Glenn you dumb bitch
John you dumb bitch
Anthony you dumb bitch
Jacob you dumb bitch
Jensy you dumb bitch
Rene you dumb bitch
Denna you dumb bitch
@Lana “Congress needs to step in and find a solution” like they’ve tried and the GOP rug-pulls at the last minute even when there’s some sort of agreement
@Lana Sorry, hon. That's EXACTLY the Trump you voted for! He made no secret of who he was or what he would do. You simply chose to see what you wanted to see.

@Lana "I don't understand" - Yes, Denna, that's apparently most of your entire waking life.

"Congress needs to step in" - I'm guessing you voted for GOP candidates, D? I wouldn't hold my breath on this if I were you.

"This is not the Trump I voted for!" - This was the only Trump running, D-Ro. If you voted for anyone named 'Trump', this is the Trump you voted for, sorry.

@Lana

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Lana you're going to be busy

You have millions of more posts to go

@benroyce there are 77,000,000 of these dipshits

Let's be nice. Give them some of these tiny violins: 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

@Lana @benroyce

Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'

The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.

@Lana Lana screenshotting Trump voters in the find-out phase and calling them dumb bitches: Great genre of social media content or GREATEST genre of social media content?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

@Lana
Sorry. I know you're an okay person but I gotta rant a pet peeve:

Please don't demean women with what is clearly littlebigboy behavior.

Drives me up the wall that we have all this language about men acting like the craven pathetic selfish little animals they are and yet people use words like bitch pussy cunt etc to describe it.

Give the gender responsible accountability or use non-gendered words.

@obscurestar I don't know whether you noticed or not but this person's name is John and he is a dude.

@Lana Exactly my point. Call him what he is. An entitled narcissistic little boy who failed his way upward like most right wing men do.

If calling him a 'bitch' is meant to demean him, it implies that being female is somehow bad.

@Lana I propose that we normalize calling it "The Epstein-Trump List"? It would make people like this look even stupider when they say, "I voted for Trump because I thought he would release the Epstein-Trump list"
@Lana To be fair, it was impossible to predict that Trump was an elite billionairre

@Lana He seems to actually think the guy cares still :p

No, I get it. It's very hard to accept that your abuser is an abuser and can't EVER be reached. Laughs at your attempts and naivite

@Lana Well, at least he'll make a smarter choice, even if he doesn't grasp why that's a better choice.
@Lana "...to spite your magnanimous ass"! lol
@Lana Lana, keep it coming! I’m cracking up.
@volcano this is funny. They are funny. But they are NOT joking.
@Lana And wtf does she have against Nigerians?
@msbellows @Lana She pronounces their nationality as "N*ggerians" 🫣
@Lana What's their special deal with "Nigerians"?
@wesdym she wants so bad to say the other N word
@Lana Yeah, I was thinking probably that, heh.
@Lana This isn't the fascist kleptocratic face-eating-leopard kakistocracy I voted for!
Oh wait, it is. Never mind.
@BenAveling @Lana so many faces, so little tummy space

@Lana these are so great! Would it be okay if I were to start reposting them (with attribution) with alt text?

Also, these remind me of this, by @[email protected]:

@Lana

Gosh this thread goes on forever! Who needs comedy any longer when... Wait! I've got this right in my Bio ever since Shitter was still Twitter, didn't I. Yeah. That. Just amped up to 11 nowadays...

[ sighs ]

@Lana you could probably make this thread somewhere around 20 million toots long. And the vast majority of them will still vote for the far right every chance they get.

@Lana Vick: "I am a 41 year old man with logic, empathy and reason."

No, Vick, you're not.

@Lana Stupid people admitting they're stupid yet barreling forward guided by stupidity anyway. It's a story as American as re-electing a pedophile couper
@Lana I hope her antique business gets replaced with a tacky Trump merch shop
@hellomiakoda One that is selling little plastic statues with gold spray paint all over it. Shit that will end up in landfill with a couple of months.
@Lana
@Lana please don't ever stop. These are priceless. It needs a hashtag for easy search #YouDumbBitch