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EXCLUSIVE: Carrie Underwood's Tennessee Farm Crisis – 'American Idol' Star Struggling to Maintain Property and Dozens of Animals

Carrie Underwood has found herself battling her Tennessee farm, as her animals and property face serious challenges.

RadarOnline
Opinion | I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.

The uncertainty around the future of Medicaid is paralyzing for families like mine.

The New York Times
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Trump-Supporting Military Veteran's Wife Detained After Overstaying Visa

DHS told Newsweek that Blancarte Marquez was detained due to a visa overstay and for allegedly lying to CBP.

Newsweek
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@Lana I propose that we normalize calling it "The Epstein-Trump List"? It would make people like this look even stupider when they say, "I voted for Trump because I thought he would release the Epstein-Trump list"
@Lana To be fair, it was impossible to predict that Trump was an elite billionairre

@Lana He seems to actually think the guy cares still :p

No, I get it. It's very hard to accept that your abuser is an abuser and can't EVER be reached. Laughs at your attempts and naivite

@Lana Well, at least he'll make a smarter choice, even if he doesn't grasp why that's a better choice.
@Lana "...to spite your magnanimous ass"! lol
@Lana Lana, keep it coming! I’m cracking up.
@volcano this is funny. They are funny. But they are NOT joking.
@Lana And wtf does she have against Nigerians?
@msbellows @Lana She pronounces their nationality as "N*ggerians" 🫣
@Lana What's their special deal with "Nigerians"?
@Lana This isn't the fascist kleptocratic face-eating-leopard kakistocracy I voted for!
Oh wait, it is. Never mind.
@BenAveling @Lana so many faces, so little tummy space

@Lana these are so great! Would it be okay if I were to start reposting them (with attribution) with alt text?

Also, these remind me of this, by @[email protected]:

@Lana

Gosh this thread goes on forever! Who needs comedy any longer when... Wait! I've got this right in my Bio ever since Shitter was still Twitter, didn't I. Yeah. That. Just amped up to 11 nowadays...

[ sighs ]

@Lana you could probably make this thread somewhere around 20 million toots long. And the vast majority of them will still vote for the far right every chance they get.

@Lana Vick: "I am a 41 year old man with logic, empathy and reason."

No, Vick, you're not.

@Lana Stupid people admitting they're stupid yet barreling forward guided by stupidity anyway. It's a story as American as re-electing a pedophile couper
@Lana I hope her antique business gets replaced with a tacky Trump merch shop
@hellomiakoda One that is selling little plastic statues with gold spray paint all over it. Shit that will end up in landfill with a couple of months.
@Lana
@Lana please don't ever stop. These are priceless. It needs a hashtag for easy search #YouDumbBitch
@Lana omggg eff you for "Nora you dumb bitch i almost snorted up diet mountain dew!!! lmaooo bless you!

@Lana Lana are these actual, actual human American people posting this stuff, on Facebook presumably?

No skewed sample with recent decade-long comas or people who came from under a rock?

@Lana I posit - Nora is a cruel bitch. See no. 6
@farah @Lana Wow, at this point in the presidency Nora actually thinks Turmp isn't fascist enough. What a horrible person.

@Lana the thing i worry about is,

trump's days are numbered, and vance is probably going to be even more racist but with less brain damage, and a lot of these same people are going to be thrilled by that

(and, vance has a lot of support from the technocratic cult base, so online will also become much, much worse)

i'm not sure how to get ready for this other than remember who to look out for and who can be relied upon, which, isn't much, but it's not nothing,

@Lana Nora is a racist deplorable (in addition to being a dumb bitch)
@Lana Someone smarter explaining: "Arf arf ruff, woof. Aroo."