Robin Warren
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Deus Ex MacGuffin 
I’d like some of whatever they’re having.
Jason844 🙃Five words: Florida Man and Florida Women
jcb20165@Jason844 @SmudgeTheInsultCat But of course.. They have to be from Florida. They always are!
C.Suthorn 
@[email protected] but why were they arrested? Did they mishandle the Alligator?
PeaceNick🇨🇦I love the surreal Carl Hiaasen books. I read an interview where he said he basically takes newspaper clippings from Florida papers and weaves a story. This would make a great Hiassen book .
Count To Zen@SmudgeTheInsultCat i am crying. It's too good
Neil@SmudgeTheInsultCat that’s the most Florida thing to ever Florid
Thee Mighty Peculia 🍄@SmudgeTheInsultCat If doing drugs in space is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
JohnnieMac@SmudgeTheInsultCat Raising Arizona: the Sequel
Ertain@SmudgeTheInsultCat It would be nice if this Florida man was just having harmless fun. Alas, it never is.
Hal@SmudgeTheInsultCat Just when you want it to be true, you find it on snopes[1] (from 2015!) New embellishments, though.
[1]: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/
Enola Knezevic@hwine @SmudgeTheInsultCat I'm relieved there was no harm to alligators.
I love this, so I@SmudgeTheInsultCat “and a baby alligator”
fneddy@SmudgeTheInsultCat they baby alligator is the most Florida man thing ever.
MJ Turner@SmudgeTheInsultCat Too good to be true - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/
Andrés Hirunatan 🐌This story is pure gold (literally)!!!
From the headline to the last sentence.
Salva
@salva_pl @SmudgeTheInsultCat yo sí me la creí :'v
Xurxo Adrián Entenza
Jon Roach@SmudgeTheInsultCat *hyperventilating laughter*
Disisdeguey🔻PalestineAction🇵🇸@SmudgeTheInsultCat "Willy Wonka and the Starway to heaven Florida Factory"
𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚗@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Oh, shi!..
Oh, shi!..
JWcph, Radicalized By Decency@SmudgeTheInsultCat " - and a baby alligator." 🤣
Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦@SmudgeTheInsultCat the CUCKOO TRAIN has left the building 🚨🙄🚨
Jürgen HubertYou know it's going to be good when it starts with "Florida*.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat both "Jesus" and the "Alien" are probably Zaphod Beeblebrox doing his usual pranks.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat
new entry at my bucket list:
end every post with
...and a baby alligator.
R.L. LE@SmudgeTheInsultCat I almost didn't believe the story. But then there's the last confiscated item, and – yup! This checks out perfectly!
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@SmudgeTheInsultCat and a baby alligator!!!
Etienne Dupont Conteur@SmudgeTheInsultCat "and a baby alligator " 
Parade du Grotesque 💀And a baby alligator!!! 🐊
Vincent 🌻🇪🇺 en 🌹☘️@SmudgeTheInsultCat Jessica is right - even the last words were an unexpected turn. Hope the baby alligator is okay
ENIGMATICO 
@SmudgeTheInsultCat The man knows what he's doing, he scams people then pretends to be out of his mind knowing he's going to be arrested because if the jury thinks he is crazy, that might cut his sentence by a few years.
Salva (@[email protected])
@SmudgeTheInsultCat fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/
@Simx72 That could be too
Bjørnar (he/him)@SmudgeTheInsultCat That's got to be a non-US newspaper retelling a story from the Onion! 😂
Fardels BearIt's not true, according to Snopes, though so close to the feasible that it could be true.
There really are people whacked-out enough to do this, and also stupid enough to buy a ticket.
Let's not forget that the medieval Catholic church had a nice little earner selling pardons from your sins. Essentially the same thing.
CyberFlâneur@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Verdict: False
There is no credible record of the Florida couple being arrested for such a thing.
Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑It just gets better and better; the last sentence is killer!
BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺@SmudgeTheInsultCat I don't see how you arrest them without arresting every church leader in the state, frankly.
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@SmudgeTheInsultCat Trump must have bought one, since they were fake gold.
Quinn “The Eskimo!”@acf “and a baby alligator” (-:
Irina@SmudgeTheInsultCat Especially the baby alligator!
Aad Schippers 🇪🇺
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderI live for stories like this.
Rob@SmudgeTheInsultCat whatever drugs they were on, they surely got from Stevie
Nienkez 🔻@SmudgeTheInsultCat @harld The baby alligator deffo pushed it over the top.
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)@SmudgeTheInsultCat I was not prepared for the last word
punIssuer@SmudgeTheInsultCat wow. The Onion is done for...
zendao42@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Of COURSE it's Florida!
Of COURSE it's Florida!
xs4me2Jesus behind the KFC...
Alan Wolf@SmudgeTheInsultCat I was sure it was going to be Rick Scott after reading the headline