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Haha, I was about to draw the same... expansion when seeing @Transbian_Arsonists 's!

And the thing is that #AI got quite a lot of angular range left to expand.

Maybe soon you'll need to update, adding small rescue helicopters spraying glue on the infra, that's the most our leaders seem to be willing to do about the problem.

@Transbian_Arsonists Updated the arrow as I had drawn it screwing the wrong way 😅
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists La destra opprime, la sinistra libera

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haha, but it's a bit of duck/rabbit as well tbh

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists So you're saying the guy in Nebraska can finally go on a well-deserved holiday?
@mahryekuh @nclm @Transbian_Arsonists the guy in Nebraska was probably nearing retirement age anyway
@Ash_Crow @mahryekuh @nclm @Transbian_Arsonists
they passed retirement age a few years ago but they're a workaholic.
@duckwhistle @Ash_Crow @mahryekuh @nclm @Transbian_Arsonists It was the first thing I looked at. But the “random” guy in Nebraska is still there. He is still thanklessly maintaining that project keeping up modern infrastructure. But in this picture he is not even mentioned any more…. Oh dear!
@mahryekuh @Transbian_Arsonists Oops. Well only if the timing is exactly precisely right, they’ll cancel out each other 😂

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists

Pardon my pedantry, but either the threads need to be reversed or the direction of rotation. As currently depicted the ball screw (?) will be moving towards the handle reducing the tilt of 'All Modern Digital Infrastructure' rather than what AI is doing, which is to make it more likely to topple.

cc @mcc @mayintoronto

@evdelen I already reversed the direction, or maybe I was actually right the first time around??? 😅 Look at the post history and let me know if the original version makes more sense?
@nclm The original has the correct orientation, it is increasing the tilt. 😆
@evdelen Oops thanks. Is it because of the way the threaded rod is drawn? Because when I try to mentally think of how it would rotate if it was a normal screw, I feel the newer one is right. But maybe I drew the thread the unstandard way?

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The way I visualize it with the way the threads are drawn in the revised version, when standing and looking at the handle, if I turned it clockwise, it would cause the screwball to move towards me, the teeth of the screw are biting the ball. And if the ball is moving towards me then, as drawn, the tilt would lessen.

If the ball were on the inside, then the ball travelling towards me would cause the tilt to increase.

Yeah, I think this is because of how the threads are drawn.

I don't know if there is a standard for how the threads of jack screws should be oriented. I know for fastening screws it's "Righty, TIghty. Lefty, Loosey." and for gas appliances it's the opposite. Beyond that I don't know (but would love to learn!)

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Feels a bit like it's missing that "Calvin peeing" image I see on the backs of pickup trucks, targeting that space that is opening up…

😛

@Transbian_Arsonists

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists I love the implication that R.U.N.K. (by the one guy in Nebraska) will be fine, because he will never touch AI.

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists

The right(-wing) part of the web is (temporarily) higher, and when it will smash down it will pour on the left which didn't profit from the rise ?

Totally realistic 😔

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists How do I credit this if I use it in my talks forever now?
@j2bryson Randall Munroe × Seraphine × Nicolas maybe?? (I don’t know how @Transbian_Arsonists wants to be credited, for me really I don’t need any mention, just has to be clear it’s a derivative of xkcd)
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists My next talk (tomorrow) is to cybersecurity people (at the German foreign office...) so I'll start with @xkcd then yours with the ack you suggest, and maybe the toot URL.
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Oh, that's what AI bros mean when they say it's a "force multiplier" 😜
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@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists God fucking help us when Quantum Computing becomes the "big thing" because encryption will be fucked.
@abbiistabbii @nclm @Transbian_Arsonists They've tried for some time to make it The Magic IT Sauce Of The Month™️ but the product is even less ready for the market than conversational AI.
@madies @nclm @Transbian_Arsonists That's what AI was like at first, give it time and the CEOs and FinBros will be babbling on about "Quantum" like they even know what they are talking about.
@abbiistabbii @nclm @Transbian_Arsonists They got this one fixed between last Friday & today. Or maybe their outsourced typing pool just got training on how to use dictionaries.
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists thank you both for being the first ones I've seen that have bothered to add alt-text to this meme 

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This is why people have to delete their old emails.

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists at least when it falls, it won't fall on the random guy in the middle of nebraska holding the whole infrastructure with his hobby project
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists "it's so much more flexible with AI! We can finally adjust the tilt of our tech stack!"
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists the sooner it falls, the sooner we can rebuild
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists "Crank harder, cranking is the skill of the future!"
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists Heh, academia has a rather fitting notion of what a "crank" is. 🤭

@OmegaPolice There’s an absurdist French cartoon about a society of birds that are told or believe that they need to keep pumpimg and pedalling for things to work out, even though no one knows what pedalling actually does. They keep doing it, just in case it might be useful.

(probably a metaphor for work in general, but your comment reminds me of this! could work to illustrate any blindly followed tech trend)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Shadoks

Les Shadoks - Wikipedia

@OmegaPolice “One should rather pump and have nothing happening, than take the risk of something worse occuring after not pumping”

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists people loved it!!

I also talked about my new paper which is on a similar topic https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.08231

A Moral Agency Framework for Legitimate Integration of AI in Bureaucracies

Public-sector bureaucracies seek to reap the benefits of artificial intelligence (AI), but face important concerns about accountability and transparency when using AI systems. These concerns center on threats to the twin aims of bureaucracy: legitimate and faithful implementation of legislation, and the provision of stable, long-term governance. Both aims are threatened when AI systems are misattributed as either mere tools or moral subjects - a framing error that creates ethics sinks, constructs that facilitate dissipation of responsibility by obscuring clear lines of human moral agency. Here, we reject the notion that such outcomes are inevitable. Rather, where they appear, they are the product of structural design decisions across both the technology and the institution deploying it. We support this claim via a systematic application of conceptions of moral agency in AI ethics to Weberian bureaucracy. We establish that it is both desirable and feasible to render AI systems as tools for the generation of organizational transparency and legibility, which continue the processes of Weberian rationalization initiated by previous waves of digitalization. We present a three-point Moral Agency Framework for legitimate integration of AI in bureaucratic structures: (a) maintain clear and just human lines of accountability, (b) ensure humans whose work is augmented by AI systems can verify the systems are functioning correctly, and (c) introduce AI only where it doesn't inhibit the capacity of bureaucracies towards either of their twin aims of legitimacy and stewardship. We suggest that AI introduced within this framework can not only improve efficiency and productivity while avoiding ethics sinks, but also improve the transparency and even the legitimacy of a bureaucracy.

arXiv.org
@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists hey, at least if Ronald dies and his Universal Number Kounter is no longer maintained, it'll all balance out :3
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According to the drawing, I can say that the crank is being turned the wrong way: turning it this way will reduce the angle.

@nclm @Transbian_Arsonists I just realized the handle is spinning the wrong way in this cartoon.

AI is turning the handle clockwise, expanding the jack and toppling the infrastructure.