Trino 🪴
Mimirfor just $1 you can create sentient gluten
demize@mimir terrifying
Kris\Slyka@mimir gluten never asked for this
Jay
pup quat@mimir Good to know that conscious gluten is vegan
number137@mimir me, biting in my seitan burger
seitan burger: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH“
EndlessMason@number137
The "fake meat looks like real meat" fetishists have gone to far
Skunkcrimes@mimir Now look what you've done, you've fucked up a perfectly good gluten is what you did! Look at it! It's got anxiety!
Gwen moved to transfem social@mimir omg is this the start of the fidough/daschsbun pokemon line IRL??
Frawst@mimir for just one dollar i get the opportunity to taste pain
F4GRX Sébastien@mimir probably more intelligent than a LLM.
Luna R@mimir interesting that even with consciousness it remains vegan/vegetarian!
elly@mimir you just created my immune system's greatest enemy
woe2you@mimir But should you?
Frost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄
@mimir If you do that it's decidedly NOT vegan!
Les Orchard@mimir I mean, we're already trying it with silicon, why not try something squishier
Mx. Eddie R@mimir
"I only eat things that can suffer."
"I only eat things that can suffer."
Mark T. Tomczak@mimir So obsessed with whether they could...
Pxl Phile@mimir nah I let it stay subconscious
Jargoggles@mimir
"Gluten, free your mind."
"Gluten, free your mind."
Morgan ⚧️@mimir wait, if the gluten is conscious, will it respect boundaries? Like, "okay you can go in my intestines but don't touch anything"? *smashes the button just in case* (I have celiac lol)
Thorium@mimir Unnecessary. Already is sentient. Hail Seitan!
deci@mimir the way this is worded makes it feel like youre going to make all gluten on the earth conscious for only One Buck
Fritz Adalis@mimir
What can I get for $5?
What can I get for $5?
Criminelle Onctueuse@mimir ONE DOLLAR??
Zimmie@mimir Years ago, I was involved in a project at work which had, as one of the tasks, “End user awareness”.
I never did find out if they were intending to use pharmaceuticals, or something more permanent.
Navi 
LDA [doki doki waku waku 
]@mimir "I teleported bread."
La mère tume@mimir I... feel like that defeats the purpose of eating gluten 
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@mimir AI has gone too far.
Zimbobble 🐟@mimir The true source of the Seitanic Panic
thorcik@mimir reminds me of "A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking" by T. Kingfisher - the main character had a jar of semi-sentient yeast dough starter
Woozle Hypertwin@mimir gluten cant ever be really conscious its just growing the way it thinks you want it to #lowQualityFacts
Stephen Wuebker@mimir (Sarah McLachlan voice): 🎶 "In the arms of the angel..."🎶
Danny Boling ☮️
Perfect.
Shifting Sand, Sandwich Fumbler 
@mimir "my pizza base won't stop screaming in psychic anguish, 1 star"
9th 
Sage@mimir Listen, I feel like if I have to be concious right now so should the Gluten.
Mysturji@mimir
I’ll give you $2 if you create sentient politicians.
I’ll give you $2 if you create sentient politicians.
Softwarewolf@mimir It wakes up, shuffles forward, moaning "Graaaaaains..."
George Baily@mimir I was there at the celiacgularity and watched the wheatpocalypse unfold...
RejZoR@mimir Dunno man, I've seen sentient yogurt...
Tim Hergert
tlariv
Beforeigners / Gluten
Sad Trombone 
@mimir That’s why we call it seitan
I’ll see myself out
adison verlice@mimir Uh...what? Sounds like a scam.
Aatch@adisonverlice @mimir what I assume it is supposed to mean is basically "gluten free-ish". Basically "we will try to avoid gluten in your food, but no promises", which is probably fine for people that are gluten intolerant, but not for people with Celiacs.
Alyssa Voronin@mimir I fucking hate this terminology. I have Celiac disease. The food is either gluten free or it's not. It will either make me sick, or it won't. "Gluten conscious" or "gluten friendly" just confuse the matter.
Andrew@TranshumanBlues @mimir The gluten doesnt sound very friendly if it makes you sick
@cinebox @mimir The gluten is perfectly fine. It's my malfunctioning immune system deciding the gluten is a virus out to murder me that causes all the problems. 😅
Still, I don't like the weasel words that make me wonder if they mean gluten-free or if they mean gluten-free ingredients in a gluten-contaminated kitchen.
anderbill@TranshumanBlues @mimir long time Celiac here, and the vigilance required is a tiresome effort. stay well.
Jigme Datse@mimir I'm not sure that's a good idea... But maybe I watch too many #Monsterdon movies.
derptron@mimir His name is Herman and he lives in the fridge.
Impending Poop Emergency@mimir For 1 dollar they tell you that your wheat based dish has gluten in it.
DDR@mimir for sentient bread, for a sentient sandwich https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2I481MAfLG8
Special Sentient Sandwich
tojikomori@mimir I feel seen. Or should I say: my body is bready