Meet our new backend developer.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

@Gargron He gets paid in treats and belly rubs.
@Ameboid @Gargron In Japanese, there's a phrase 猫の手も借りたい which is literally "I want to borrow a cat's hands" but means "extremely busy". My cats also often "help" me 🐱
@Gargron
Is this Cat Five or Six ?
And where's his mouse ?
@admin Five or six what?
@Gargron
Cat5 vs Cat6 networking joke 😉
@admin
Just to let you know, I got it without the explainer 😅 @Gargron
@Gargron the best pair programmer
@Gargron so scared of future idiocy. poor kitty
@Gargron Blackend developer 😉 
@Gargron welcome to the team!

@Gargron

Whoa, that keyboard looks like it was custom-made to match Peaches' colors! 😻

@Gargron

- Fewer errors than an LLM.
- Better companionship than an LLM.
- Privacy invasion: 100% (will follow you to toilet).
- Chance of random racism: 0%.
- 10/10: superior colleague.

@Gargron Serfur-side only. No mew-I work.
@Gargron "ctrl-alt-meta-x? With paws? Are you serious?"
@Gargron i think he is overqualified for the job
@Gargron void can_haz(unsigned long scritches);

@Gargron

You can tell they're backend because dark mode.

@Gargron looks like they have experience in puuurrrrrl and cat.
@Gargron I CAN HAZ FULL STACK?

@Gargron

I'm going to say we should nonetheless feel fortunate he's developing with his front end.

@Starfia @Gargron
Though one suspects he is quite proud of his backend and would very much like you to admire it.

@bruce

Very astute, though I was talking about the cat; not Elon.

@Gargron that’s the “Caffinated Cat” stare.
@Gargron So, do you do squats, gluteal stretching or what?
@Gargron There are cats in India.

Why not outsource to them instead of buying that one high-priced American cat food all the time?
@Gargron I want all my issues assigned exclusively to this cutie
@Gargron Looks like they are vibe coding there...
@Gargron — did you say blackend developer?
@Gargron why they always wear cat ears?
@Gargron still better than any LLM 😁
@Gargron Nice keyboard too, btw 😊

@Gargron

Getting properly supervised as well 🥰

@Gargron Did you do a background check on him? He looks cute. But who knows? Maybe he plans to put some malicious cat code in Mastodon 😂
@Gargron codes in darkmode only