Mastodawn

burritosec

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bird app	deactivated
sky app	https://bsky.app/profile/unauthorized.computer
hair	wack
jewelry	wack
malware	wack
thrunting?	hell yeah

burritosec

17h ago

GAYINT 17h ago

UrlHaus is now #GAYINT powered from our honeynet: https://urlhaus.abuse.ch/user/19391/

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burritosec

1d ago

from here on in I'm only referring to "sources and methods" by the moniker "S&M" for brevity's sake, I'm sure this will cause no confusion at all

ransomware except it just reinstalls copilot back into notepad

burritosec

1d ago

3 AM thought: terrified that the concept of media literacy is no longer part of curriculums around the nation and/or completely disregarded by kids whose attention spans had no meaningful chance at developing - they've been scrolling through short form video content since they were old enough to comprehend an iPad

also 3 AM thought: why the fuck did I drink coffee at midnight

burritosec

1d ago

selfcare.tech 1d ago

Being tired is not a badge of honor. It just means you're tired.

burritosec

1d ago

Jayne 1d ago

my younger, millennial self would be absolutely blown away by modern advances in the production of le tired

burritosec

1d ago

Adam 1d ago

The correct way to run a headline for this story. The reg does not disappoint

#uspol #routers #surveillance #privacy #nationalsecurity #cybersecurity #infosec #cisco #theregister

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burritosec

1d ago

this includes the all-important "na na na na na na na" vocal as well, that part's critical

burritosec

1d ago

decreasing my verbosity by saying "get pithy with it" in my head to the tune of Will Smith's 1998 single "Gettin' Jiggy wit It"

burritosec

1d ago

the only reason the text generation robots preface any output with "I've zeroed in on the core of the request" is to visually jangle keys in the faces of executives whose first thought is "wow! it would've taken a human so much more time to figure out my asinine question!"