I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.
I created an instance for sharing photos on Fediverse. I invited my family to join my instance. No one came. I begged. No answer. I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.
Breaking my cardinal rule not to post stuff from Bluesky, but I clicked the link and all of the comments are baffled by Fediverse and instances, with one guy saying he's worked in computers for 25 years and has never even *heard* of the Fediverse (🫠). But I enjoyed this one....
@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...
All trolls will be placed in a group home and forced to troll each other until only one troll remains. Then we'll take that super troll and re-educate them to glorify the Fediverse and then send them to corporate social media sites where they'll encourage the enshitification of each platform.
Thank you for your vote.
(edited because of wrong picture.)
@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr
Won't you take me to...... Funke town?
@TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr Come with me, to the town of Mastodon…
@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amazing. You have my vote. And my sword.
@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @csolisr What’s really funny about that video to me, is how according to the stats almost half the people stop watching at the fake ending.
So half the people think it’s this nice little video about Mastodon. 🤣🤣🤣
i have had an idea, instead of a boring vote, fight for mayor.
welcome to the fedidome.
we have a problem if @LRRRonEarth wants to throw his cape in the cage.
but frankly i believe it is beneath him.
@CatsWhoCode @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
The winds of change are blowing your way
In the midst of division
The power of love is calling for a revolution
Yeah can you feel it?
If you look around
The whole world's coming together now
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it feel it in the air, the
Wind is taking it everywhere, Yeah
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it
All the colors of the world should be
Lovin' each other wholeheartedly
(In harmony) yes, it's all right
Take my message to your brother
And tell him twice (Tell your brother)
Spread the word and try to teach the men
Who's hating his brother
When hate won't do
Cause we're all the same
Yes the blood inside me is inside of you
Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it
Sing out aloud
Because we want to make a crowd
Touch a hand and sing
A sound so pure, salvation rings
Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it
Let me talk to you it's all over me
My hands, my soul and my feet
(Yeah! Yeah, Hallelujah)
But until the whole world is free
(Until we're all free)
So we can really live in harmony
See the smile upon my face
I believe it'll be a brighter day
@amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Oddly enough, those are the same words that I yell out to my girlfriend.
Both the title of the song, and the words on the graphic.
@amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Well, you know, “Gotta keep the kitten purring“ and all that.
At least that’s what she keeps telling me. I have no idea what any of that means.
not at all, i feign shock for effect.
we are all cool with this shit here.
@CatsWhoCode @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
[ZED]
Bring out The Kinky Cat
[MAYNARD]
The Kinky Cat''s sleeping
[ZED]
Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up now, won't you?
Comanche
(Instrumental)
@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
Gotta have that funk...