I created an instance for sharing photos on Fediverse. I invited my family to join my instance. No one came. I begged. No answer.
I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.
I wonder how will this one land on the #Bluesky side of things
As expected, not too well: bsky.app/profile/fesshole.bsky…
fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social)

I created an instance for sharing photos on Fediverse. I invited my family to join my instance. No one came. I begged. No answer. I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.

Bluesky Social

@csolisr

Breaking my cardinal rule not to post stuff from Bluesky, but I clicked the link and all of the comments are baffled by Fediverse and instances, with one guy saying he's worked in computers for 25 years and has never even *heard* of the Fediverse (🫠). But I enjoyed this one....

@TheBreadmonkey Ben is the CEO of fediverse and I'm the CCO (chief cat officer) @csolisr

@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...

All trolls will be placed in a group home and forced to troll each other until only one troll remains. Then we'll take that super troll and re-educate them to glorify the Fediverse and then send them to corporate social media sites where they'll encourage the enshitification of each platform.

Thank you for your vote.

(edited because of wrong picture.)

@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr

Won't you take me to...... Funke town?

We’re Mastodon.

PeerTube

@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amazing. You have my vote. And my sword.

@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @csolisr What’s really funny about that video to me, is how according to the stats almost half the people stop watching at the fake ending.

So half the people think it’s this nice little video about Mastodon. 🤣🤣🤣

@CatsWhoCode

i have had an idea, instead of a boring vote, fight for mayor.

welcome to the fedidome.

we have a problem if @LRRRonEarth wants to throw his cape in the cage.

but frankly i believe it is beneath him.

@TheBreadmonkey @Mrfunkedude @csolisr

@CatsWhoCode @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr

The winds of change are blowing your way
In the midst of division
The power of love is calling for a revolution
Yeah can you feel it?

If you look around
The whole world's coming together now
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it feel it in the air, the
Wind is taking it everywhere, Yeah
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it

All the colors of the world should be
Lovin' each other wholeheartedly
(In harmony) yes, it's all right
Take my message to your brother
And tell him twice (Tell your brother)
Spread the word and try to teach the men
Who's hating his brother
When hate won't do
Cause we're all the same
Yes the blood inside me is inside of you

Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it

Sing out aloud
Because we want to make a crowd
Touch a hand and sing
A sound so pure, salvation rings

Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it

Let me talk to you it's all over me
My hands, my soul and my feet
(Yeah! Yeah, Hallelujah)
But until the whole world is free
(Until we're all free)
So we can really live in harmony
See the smile upon my face
I believe it'll be a brighter day

@amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Oddly enough, those are the same words that I yell out to my girlfriend.

Both the title of the song, and the words on the graphic.

@amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Well, you know, “Gotta keep the kitten purring“ and all that.

At least that’s what she keeps telling me. I have no idea what any of that means.