Dan Ports
trickykatthe impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph
memories of gravy@trickykat or an Ohhhhmeter
Beige CatsWhoCode@lobsterofrevenge or an Ohhhhhdometer even? π₯ *ching* @trickykat
@CatsWhoCode @lobsterofrevenge
Double sigh
Ada π³οΈββ§οΈ@trickykat god damnit
Voracious ReaderAnother angle would be to use a groaniometer.
bimmer
Sjaak K. π³π±πͺπΊ
Paul McO'Smith III@sjaakkeuvelaar @trickykat put the internet down. we have a winner today!
cheers! π
legion
Tisha Tiger@trickykat *slow clap and try not to laf but fail at it*
Fat_Farang@trickykat Is there such a thing as a mom joke? How do they differ from dad jokes?
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Mattaob@trickykat that is good stuff
TatiMitStift
Urban@trickykat i thought of the radius the eyes roll?
Paul Martin@trickykat@beige.party Dad jokes from a groan man.
Sindastra 
ππ@trickykat siiiiiiiiiggghhh
"Japan just reported a major fallout!"
"Japan just reported a major fallout!"
Reinald Kirchner@trickykat dad jokes are the best. They are not cynic, they don't target minorities, in many cases they are just playing with words. I love dad jokes.
Made in DNA@trickykat Tier 1
FC Stoffel@trickykat And true recursive mastery is achieved when I tell this my kids. π
StΓ’Γ§Δ@trickykat ππ½π
tysm stace! β€οΈ
Manchuck@trickykat I tell dad jokes every day in our morning standup.
I don't tell jokes about unemployed people. They just don't work
βiweinβ@trickykat π€―πββοΈ
PalmAndNeedle@trickykat if you want to increase your dad-joke ability, may I recommend the ergroanometer?
Schroedinger@trickykat Mine definitely need a groanometer.
Eric R@trickykat *sigh*
Nazo
Alex Wijns@trickykat well done! This will surely increase your sightation factor
Claus Cramon Houmann@trickykat +++++++++++++++++++++
greem@trickykat that is world championship level, nice work!
Did you hear the one about the deaf dog? Neither did he.
mmu_man
Tom π¨π¦Especially when they're told in groanological order
siggghhhhhhhhhh.
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