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@bimmer

software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally

those interested in doing some vidya/jackbox on weekends should join my discord - invite link on my website

Websitehttps://hartzell.io
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Application to beige.partyACCEPTED
I was accepted into the beige party as @bimmer but haven't fully migrated yet. I won't be posting from @bimmer much longer and will probably keep this as a backup, but please give my beige account a follow while I wait for my robes to arrive in the mail and actually do the migration

RE: https://mastodon.social/@joeycastillo/115805209581098275

this post activated every bone in my body

that can't possibly be the jingle bell rock

Bromeo

Bromeo

Wherefore art thou

Bromeo

Is it weird to create a hidden page on your site that exposits all of the boring things about yourself that tend to come up in conversation on dating apps and also that you are hitting on someone and then hand out cards with a QR code to that page to asynchronously hit on someone instead of traditionally hitting on them or dealing with the hellscape of dating apps?

Please boost for science
#dating

You're crazy
6.9%
Nobody asked for that
20.6%
I guess it makes sense?
43.1%
I would like it if that happened to me
29.4%
Poll ended at .

I've been inspired by #monsterdon to add some customization features including a handful of fonts that sparkled with me to my #fediverse word cloud generator

https://hartzell.io/fediwordcloud

Fedi Word Cloud Generator | hartzell.io

forking someone's biggest project and kronenberging it with owo and uwu and using and other assorted brainrot from filenames to functions
working in december should be illegal
seasonally assured destruction