Claus Cramon Houmann

@claushoumann
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Infosec Librarian
BSidesLuxembourg co-organizer. 
Forgetter of things. But never knew much to begin with.
#OpenTIDE, #DetectionEngineering #IamTheCavalry #CloudSec

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i wonder how bad 8 billion human corpses smell?

We’ll pass 2C in just 10 years.

2C will likely fast track us to 4C in decades.
4C means #death for ALMOST ALL of the 8 BILLION people who live on this planet.

We’re being led by #warmongers & #FossilFuel whores at the worst possible time.

But then, that’s very much part of the plan.

#politics #BigOil #OilAndGas

I’m refusing to on board to Copilot at work. I’m the only person. When asked why I sent them the MIT and Microsoft research papers as openers.

Phone forensics

Usually law enforcement is very secretive about them analyzing the phones of suspects.

But a forensic lab in #montana is extremely transparent about it. They put the dump of every phone on a public share. Everyone with Internet access can access those dumps.

While I am usually a proponent of government transparency, this takes it a bit too far even for my taste.

Every phone dump is one directory and some case names can be easily connected to crime & death headline news in the U.S.

So for one case I am pretty sure, that I can even say which Sheriff is responsible for that one of the investigations.

I sent that Sheriff an email, i sent him a text message and I even spoke on his voicebox. I even sent him the extraction report from Graykey.

It is really frustrating that I get no response at all. The leak is still open.

The security researcher that found the leak also tried some contacts but had as little success as I do.

I personally believe that this leaks even constitutes a federal crime. Some cases have names ending on CSAM. The security researcher stayed away from any of those and I did not access the files on that server at all.

So does anybody know someone within the #fbi that would give a shit about that. I am getting very tired.

#graykey #cellebrite #forensics

Jailbreak grok to provide formula for illegal drugs. It worked. Sadly, it was too easy.
California "No Secret Police Act" introduced, would ban police from covering their faces

Two California lawmakers introduced a measure Monday that would ban law enforcement at all levels from covering their faces amid concerns about increased immigration enforcement by the federal government.

CBS San Francisco

Anyone disenfranchised with #matrix? It feels like it doesn't work half the time, and I just don't enjoy working with it much. Concerning news from the past and present are factors, but even beyond that I don't like it. I'm not even old, nor did I use it back in the day, but I find myself highly preferring #xmpp. It's more mature, stable, and I feel it just works without much of a fuss. The amount of times I'd get friends on Matrix and be unable to call, or have it do some other basic thing was super embarrassing, and annoying.

Yet on XMPP, no matter the server or client, it just *works.* It feels like less people use and know about it, but if not for all the crap platforms you have to use nowadays, I'd probably just main XMPP. It feels so nice and simple, and the clients are getting so much better. Plus, more of them are coming out, which are modern and super nice to use.

Special shoutouts to @daniel. Conversations is such a simple, yet amazing piece of software, and @prose seems super promising as well.

The Ones With The Weapons Are Responsible For The Escalation

#politics #cartoon #nokings

“Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?” in 2025-speak.
https://nationalzero.com/2025/06/16/mike-lee-surprised-to-be-confronted-over-disinfo-by-tina-smith/
Mike Lee "surprised to be confronted" by Tina Smith over disinfo - National Zero

Minnesota Dem Senator Tina Smith, who was among the targets on a hit list carried by MAGA terrorist Vance Boelter over the weekend, was spotted at the Capitol on Monday getting in chemically imbalanced Mormon colleague Mike Lee’s face over his unhinged and blatantly false tweets about Boelter, saying shit like “This is what happens (w)hen Marxists don’t get their way,” and “Nightmare on Waltz [sic] Street,” that he has yet to delete or otherwise address. “I needed him to hear from me directly, what impact I think his cruel statement had on me, his colleague,” Smith told reporters about their conversation, per Axios. Smith did not share any specifics other than “I think that he, honestly, he seemed a little surprised to be confronted.” However an email sent out by Smith’s Deputy Chief of Staff Ed Shellby to Lee’s staff offers something in the way of a hint about what the Senator said to her mentally unhinged colleague: I […]

National Zero

Cops initiating violence on peaceful protestors.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJGCv0Y7ww

"100% Peaceful..." Seconds Later, Cops Open Fire On 'No Kings' Protesters

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