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buttons that go hard
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flawless praxis
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Stephanie
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welcome to the pee pee palace
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hotel art
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medieval groupchat
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ancient persian poet
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one guard lies
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I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
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clever
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clippy tattoo
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marge and homer shit
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ancient flute
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good boy
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book rec
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cooking vs cooked
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hard lime difficult time
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quitting the monastery
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FTM
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mcdonalds
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a little bit of monica
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I want that twink obliterated
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europeans live longer
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doctor cockroach
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feeling old yet?
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human chicken
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you're gay
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legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
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@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.
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you're gay
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legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
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divorce themed restaurant
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thomas cromwell
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when your stomach is really mad at you
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this could happen
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dolphins
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sexiest man alive
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extra virgin
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the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
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lowest point
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no fucks to give
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jonah
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behold a chicken
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red flag
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cain and abel
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the street cleaner
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le miserable
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surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
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deutsche bahn
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now the toyota is king of england
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@stavvers As long as you don't bring dumbass's hyperloop thing into it.
Show threadE. C. BigribsJul 28
@stavvers The Little Murder on the Orient Express has kind of a ring to it
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himJul 28

@stavvers Shit... I'd be more impressed with "he came nearly as hard as women can"

I've had my mind completely blown, but never have I ever convulsed or screamed in ecstacy.

It's not enough to make up for the shit women have to put up with daily, but it sure is something.

I'm a lil jelly, honestly, always have been

Show thread⚠️CYBER⚠️katze (WHY 📞 S10E)Jul 28
@stavvers thinking about how i hit one of my gfs with a DB orgasm last time we had sex
Show threadMarcus Marcius MarcellusJul 28
@stavvers Es ist witzig, weil es wahr ist.
Show threadAnarchic Teapot ⚧️Jul 28
@stavvers This has just made me realise there's another joke in Electric Callboy's Tekkno Train song, where the announcer apologises for an early arrival.
Show threadkwantumkrautJul 28
@stavvers @hagbard Don’t forget: you expect it to arrive at one platform but then there’s the possibility it arrives unexpectedly at a completely different one
Show threadPhillip of MastodonJul 28
@stavvers Only Americans fucked him, because his orgasms were awesome by comparison
Show threadAdrianoJul 27
@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.
Show threadTom HarringtonJul 27
@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”
Show threadDiana Probst, Cambridge ArtistJul 20
@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.
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@stavvers reverse diogenes
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@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......
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@General_Chucklefuck
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@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.
Show threadMeerderWörterJul 21
@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20
@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.
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@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 14

@stavvers

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

Show threadfor a day, while . . .Jul 14

@stavvers

dolphins deserve better . . .

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@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
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@stavvers I kept the house salad
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@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
Show threadDaniel JohnsonJun 21
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
Show threadeyrea 🇨🇦Jun 21
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.
Show threadSin VegaJun 22

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

Show threadDark Sheep ArtsJul 20

@stavvers

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

Show threadRob IsaacJul 22
@DarkSheepArts please can I steal “Sir Walter Whiteguy”
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@rmi

Please do!

Show threadforestineAug 4
@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)
Show thread🗡Jun 21
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
Show threadRobee? Na! 🌈Jun 21
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
Show threadStumpy The MuttJun 21
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.