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David August βπ
Stybba3019@davidaugust Ooooh, this is creatively evil. I like it.
Joe Heafner@davidaugust They must not shower.
@heafnerj try getting covered in glitter and take a shower.
And you'll start to get why that may not solve things.
@davidaugust As I've never been fully glittered I wouldn't have known that.
Adrian@davidaugust @heafnerj Glitter tend to stick on small areas and can't wash
@laitinlok @heafnerj exactly right.
@davidaugust @laitinlok Well, all the better then.
Azulrin@davidaugust ICE are now vampires from the Twilight series
Offbeatmammal@davidaugust wonder if you can get the dye they use in those packs to prevent bank robberies and load it into a water balloon... No reason, just wondering
David J.M.@davidaugust They have never looked so FABULOUS until now. The glitter really brings out their masks.
@whoisdavidjm the sparkles make the fascism really pop! β¨
François @JuraThe MAGA men are really just a bunch of insecure snowflakes.
@FrancoisPrague They certainly act like it.
Abazigal@davidaugust We need a glitter bomb 3.0 by Mark Rober. π€¨
@Abazigal that'd be great!
@joeblowenarbol that scene needs glitter.
Venus@davidaugust What if they start using those un-washable paint bomb used by the japanese banks on the thieves.
@SavageVenus I wouldn't object to ice getting a free paint job.
Alexander Dyas@davidaugust Lovely idea, but a brief search doesnβt uncover any credible proof of this.
@alexanderdyas it is a humor site from which this comes. Think of it sort of like the Onion.
Takiro π¨@davidaugust
On the other hand I still find last year's glitter on me and the only ICE I ever came close to was a train.
On the other hand I still find last year's glitter on me and the only ICE I ever came close to was a train.
David PA good use of craft herpes
@pewnack "craft herpes" π
I have also heard glitter called, "rave herpes."
Rita
Eric Schutte
cmdrSprocket@davidaugust Sparkle Parties are not what they used to be. π€
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Maxilo Overit@davidaugust It's tough to de-identify the sparkly fash once identified.
@aka_quant_noir "It's giving fash, but sparkly!"
Woozle Hypertwin@davidaugust "Revenge is a dish that is best served shiny." β old Clingon proverb
@woozle laughed out loud. π
Urzl@davidaugust Surely somebody's using magnetic airtags for similar effect, right?
ts π@davidaugust I wonder who else has noticed how incredible this is as a #Juneteenth post
Estarriol, Terrorist Dragon@davidaugust well you can't ICE when you look fab u lous!
John Maxwell@davidaugust Strippers of the world saying "What are we gonna use now?"
SpinnerWell, if you're ice you might as well be frosted.
Wm.sonDo we have an option for environmentally safe glitter? I know that shit stays around for years---don't ask me how I know, but it's still in my yard.
@Sfwmson there are various biodegradable and environmentally friendly glitter options.
I havenβt used glitter recently myself, but I gather this is a option that seems to work well and people like: https://amzn.to/3ZHkbYf
Zorume 
@davidaugust The Halfway Post is a satire account for anyone who wonders. This is sadly fake. But maybe you americans can make it true lol
Marshall EubanksPictures or it didn't happen.
Tip@davidaugust
ICE: they assaulted me by sprinkling glitter on me. Lock them up.
Judge: