Hey Germans, please come up with a word that means "the fear of typing `return` vs `shift-return` because you don't know which inserts newline and which sends the message"

@spiralganglion

You could go with something like Eingabentastenumschalteverwechslungsangst, if you enjoy needlessly long compound words. Doesn't mention newline or messages, though. Sendetastenverunsicherung is a bit looser and closer to something someone would actually use.

@peter_sc @spiralganglion your language is bonkers 😂
@wwahammy @peter_sc @spiralganglion the compound words are overly difficult to read, but listening to German is almost English with an accent. We borrowed so much of it, and added spaces
@wwahammy @peter_sc @spiralganglion it's really not. it's just a convention in English to put spaces in terms made up of several words and not have long compounds. but note that English does still have occasional compound words. German just does it more and longer. pretty much anything where you would use a hyphen too connect a term you'd likely just close the gap in German, but that's literally just a spelling convention that could easily change.

@elexia @wwahammy @peter_sc @spiralganglion I’d even go as far as saying that in most Germanic languages compound nouns are written as a single word, and that English is the odd one out.

Although it’s disturbingly common to see random spaces inserted also in Dutch compound nouns (which I find tends to make them *more difficult* to read), a symptom of a broader phenomenon sometimes dubbed “the English disease.”

@janboddez @wwahammy @peter_sc @spiralganglion influence from other languages is common and who knows, maybe Dutch will become like English in that regard under its influence given enough time. nothing fundamentally wrong with either way of doing it.
@peter_sc @spiralganglion SENDETASTENVERUNSICHERUNG!!!
@odr_k4tana @peter_sc @spiralganglion I like! Sendetastenverunsicherung basically implies that you can get insured against accidental sending with a Sendetastenversicherung. Cc @skade :-)
@odr_k4tana @peter_sc @spiralganglion erste allgemeine Sendetastenverunsicherung!

I'm a radio amateur. My transmitter is call my "Sender" in German. It has a button I press if I want it to transmit, which can be called "Sendetaste".

Just saying.

@odr_k4tana @peter_sc @spiralganglion

@peter_sc @spiralganglion extra level: Hochstelltasteaktivierer.
@peter_sc @spiralganglion "Sendetastenverunsicherung" gets my vote! Very appropriate and bureaucratically poetic 👍

@pLaw @peter_sc @spiralganglion as a native German speaker I also vote for it

(It translates to something like "uncertainty about the sending button", with "Verunsicherung" = "uncertainty" and "Sendetaste" = "sending button"/"button to send [a message]" (itself being a compound of "sende[n]" = "send/post" and "Taste" = "button"), a more free translation would be "being unsure about the button to send a message")

@pLaw @peter_sc @spiralganglion It's not that we have an urge to make words as long as possible. I propose "Sendeangst"
@goedelchen @peter_sc @spiralganglion it's not about making extra long words, but rather striking a balance between (relative) brevity and specifity. And in my opinion "Sendetastenverunsicherung" describes the OPs feeling precisely enough while not taking up an entire paragraph. But that's just me ;)
@peter_sc Eingabentastenumschaltungfunktionszweifel? @spiralganglion
@peter_sc @spiralganglion I absolutely feel the Sendentastenverunsicherung

@peter_sc @spiralganglion a little bit shorter but more to the point: Zeilenabschlussunsicherheit - i think it captures this particular moment quiet well and it's a beautiful German word.

Literal translation for non Germans: the uncertainty (Unsicherheit) of how to terminate (Abschluss) a line (Zeile).

@peter_sc @spiralganglion Sendetastenverunsicherung is such a beautiful word! :D
@peter_sc @spiralganglion i didn't know it before but i've been sendetastenverunsichert the whole time
@spiralganglion Sorry you’ll have to make this request by fax 📠 and the relevant staffer is on vacation until 2029

@daveliepmann @spiralganglion I'm the Polish immigrant who's always at work so I can take this over.

Eingabetasteunklarheitangstgefühl

@hey @daveliepmann @spiralganglion Sorry, but you forgot the Kompositionsfugen. It should be "Eingabetastenunklarheitsangstgefühl". Also, since "Angst" is a feeling, the "Gefühl" sounds a bit redundant. Nice try though.
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@spiralganglion Also known as “writing a message in an external editor with proper newlines, and then copy&pasting it into the message window”
@spiralganglion related: is there a German word for "the feeling of having something in your clipboard that you've copied but haven't pasted yet"?
@fraggle @spiralganglion Yo!! That is a very real feeling I am acutely aware of... 📋
@catsalad @fraggle If you don't use a clipboard manager, you should! They're a lifesaver. (IIRC, Mac OS Tahoe is getting one built-in)
@fraggle @spiralganglion SOPWITH RULED BTW
Sopwith

Play the classic biplane shoot 'em up

@fraggle that's awesome!

hey I beat a level

@fraggle

very cool indeed 

@dannotdaniel last year was the 40th anniversary of the game so here's a little rabbit hole for you https://fragglet.github.io/sdl-sopwith/40years.html
40 years of Sopwith

Celebrate 40 years of the classic DOS shoot-'em up

@fraggle
did:plc:kym5w7pcv4v7xbz7lvbj24na
@dannotdaniel
@fraggle @spiralganglion Ablagenmulmigkeit or Zwischenablagenverlustangst
@odr_k4tana @fraggle @spiralganglion I like Ablagenmulmigkeit, Mulmigkeit is an excellent German word!
@fraggle @spiralganglion
Nichtpasten.
God, that sounds plausible.
@fraggle
That would be "Zwischenablagenüberschreibungsangst" then 😅
@spiralganglion
@schmidt_fu @fraggle @spiralganglion that's great. It expresses exactly the feeling.
@fraggle @spiralganglion Zwischenablageeinfügeverunsicherung? Kenn ich! 😉
@fraggle @spiralganglion that would be Zwischenablageninhaltsvermutung
@WildEnte @fraggle @spiralganglion Feels like it‘s something in math which is famous but still not proven. Maybe it’s something @Eigenraum can do a podcast about it 😉
@fraggle @spiralganglion or the feeling of having something on your clipboard that you want off it, lest you paste it accidentally

@ceri @fraggle @spiralganglion oof yes that one. I learned how to delete things from Alfred’s clipboard last week.

Highlight the element in the clipboard then hit Fn+Delete

@fraggle @spiralganglion Clipboard-FOMO

We are good at importing foreign words and acronyms. You know it has become German because of the hyphen used to glue the parts together.

@telmiger @fraggle @spiralganglion

Yes, German speakers are good at importing English words, but we also change their meaning. Take “handy” for example or “homeoffice”.

For me as a native German speaker who has lived in the United States for the last 16 years, that’s very confusing.

“Click and pick” during the pandemic was one I didn’t understand. It’s called “curbside pickup” where I live.

@fraggle @spiralganglion
Zwischenspeicherschwere
(clipboard heaviness)