David August ❌👑Jun 20

Someone's gonna commit First Degree Glitter with Intent to Sparkle.

#USpol #ice #glitter

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@davidaugust #SparkleMotion!
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David August ❌👑Jun 20

Someone's gonna commit First Degree Glitter with Intent to Sparkle.

#USpol #ice #glitter

Show threadStybba3019Jun 20
@davidaugust Ooooh, this is creatively evil. I like it.
Show threadJoe HeafnerJun 20
@davidaugust They must not shower.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20

@heafnerj try getting covered in glitter and take a shower.

And you'll start to get why that may not solve things.

Show threadJoe HeafnerJun 20
@davidaugust As I've never been fully glittered I wouldn't have known that.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@heafnerj fair.
Show threadI Hate CensorshipJun 20
@davidaugust @heafnerj Glitter tend to stick on small areas and can't wash
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@laitinlok @heafnerj exactly right.
Show threadJoe HeafnerJun 20
@davidaugust @laitinlok Well, all the better then.
Show threadAzulrinJun 20
@davidaugust ICE are now vampires from the Twilight series
Show threadOffbeatmammalJun 20
@davidaugust wonder if you can get the dye they use in those packs to prevent bank robberies and load it into a water balloon... No reason, just wondering
Show threadtoooobeeee Jun 20
@Offbeatmammal @davidaugust + glitter!
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@toooobeeee @Offbeatmammal yes, both!
Show thread日本語まあまあJun 20
@davidaugust #SparkleMotion!
Show threadTheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀Jun 20
@davidaugust 😂 👍💯👍
Show threadEthical Professor (retired)Jun 20

@davidaugust

I hope this is true. Pics would be nice!

Show threadEthical Professor (retired)Jun 20

@davidaugust

Appears to be satire.

Nuts!

Show threadJ.L.1285 Jun 20
@EthicalProfessor It may have started out as satire, but let’s see where it ends. I wouldn’t be surprised if glitter sales rise and this becomes an anti-fascist tactic.
Show threadEthical Professor (retired)Jun 20

@CAWguy

Indeed, it is an excellent idea!

Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@EthicalProfessor @CAWguy 😃
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 20
@davidaugust @EthicalProfessor @CAWguy The thing is, it will definitely be all over the protestors too. But I guess the difference will be that some with glitter afterwards will not be cops and will be wearing it with pride, and the ones who don’t match that description are marked as probably ICE
Show threadPoloniousmonkJun 20

@davidaugust

Brilliant tactic.

Show threadDavid J.M.Jun 20
@davidaugust They have never looked so FABULOUS until now. The glitter really brings out their masks.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@whoisdavidjm the sparkles make the fascism really pop! ✨
Show threadFrançois @PragueJun 20

@davidaugust

The MAGA men are really just a bunch of insecure snowflakes.

Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@FrancoisPrague They certainly act like it.
Show threadJoy_intlJun 20

@davidaugust Glitter Revolution ✨️ 😍
..was not on my bingo card

..but then so were a lot of things that have happened this year 😳

Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@Joy_intl Glitter Revolution is kind of an amazing name to use.
Show threadAbazigalJun 20
@davidaugust We need a glitter bomb 3.0 by Mark Rober. 🤨
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@Abazigal that'd be great!
Show thread((( Geekosaurus )))Jun 20

@Abazigal @davidaugust

Glitter grenades.

Glitter balloons.

Show threadjoeblowenarbolJun 20
@davidaugust
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@joeblowenarbol that scene needs glitter.
Show threadVenusJun 20
@davidaugust What if they start using those un-washable paint bomb used by the japanese banks on the thieves.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@SavageVenus I wouldn't object to ice getting a free paint job.
Show threadAlexander DyasJun 20
@davidaugust Lovely idea, but a brief search doesn’t uncover any credible proof of this.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@alexanderdyas it is a humor site from which this comes. Think of it sort of like the Onion.
Show threadTakiro 🎨Jun 20
@davidaugust
On the other hand I still find last year's glitter on me and the only ICE I ever came close to was a train.
Show threadHaroithJun 20
@davidaugust ICE are complaining. Poor-poor kidnappers are complaining.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@Haroith won't someone think of the jackbooted thugs?
Show threadHaroithJun 21
@davidaugust I'm not surprised that such... humans (if they can be called humans) exist and poison everyone's lives. It's disgusting, that all this is happening in the USA, standard, model, teacher of democracy. The land of freedom and human rights. Well... In fact, it's not too different than Russia, for example.
What's next? War with Canada and Mexico?
Show thread🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦Jun 20

@davidaugust Prediction: ICE agents will shoot someone over this and claim in court they thought their lives were at risk.

The court will let it slide. Because all y'all's courts are turning out to be utter shite.

Show threadDavid PJun 20

@davidaugust

A good use of craft herpes

Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20

@pewnack "craft herpes" 😆

I have also heard glitter called, "rave herpes."

Show threadRitaJun 20
@davidaugust
Show threadEric SchutteJun 20
@davidaugust
Next action ….. paint ??? 😁
#uspol #removeTrump #fightICE
Show threadcmdrSprocketJun 20
@davidaugust Sparkle Parties are not what they used to be. 🤔
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@cmdrSprocket 😆
Show threadMemento Mori📍🇪🇺🇩🇪Jun 20
@davidaugust 😆👍🏽
Show threadMaximilian Overdraft, Esq.Jun 20
@davidaugust It's tough to de-identify the sparkly fash once identified.
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@aka_quant_noir "It's giving fash, but sparkly!"
Show threadWoozle HypertwinJun 20
@davidaugust "Revenge is a dish that is best served shiny." — old Clingon proverb
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@woozle laughed out loud. 😆
Show threadUrzlJun 20
@davidaugust Surely somebody's using magnetic airtags for similar effect, right?
Show threadts 🚉Jun 20
@davidaugust I wonder who else has noticed how incredible this is as a #Juneteenth post
Show threadEstarriol, lucozade dragonJun 20
@davidaugust well you can't ICE when you look fab u lous!
Show threadJohn MaxwellJun 20
@davidaugust Strippers of the world saying "What are we gonna use now?"
Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20
@jmax 😝
Show threadSpinnerJun 20

@davidaugust

Well, if you're ice you might as well be frosted.

Show threadWm.sonJun 20

@davidaugust

Do we have an option for environmentally safe glitter? I know that shit stays around for years---don't ask me how I know, but it's still in my yard.

Show threadDavid August ❌👑Jun 20

@Sfwmson there are various biodegradable and environmentally friendly glitter options.

I haven’t used glitter recently myself, but I gather this is a option that seems to work well and people like: https://amzn.to/3ZHkbYf

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