Forget a Liberal Arts Degree, what classes do you need to take to get a Conservative Arts Degree?
@RickiTarr Anger Mismanagement 401
@RickiTarr How to Speak Without Thinking 101
@RickiTarr Film appreciation with a focus on "Birth of a Nation" and "Triumph of the Will".

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ricki education is for losers

everything you need to know is in your gut feelings, emphasis on insecurity and fragility, greater emphasis on hate and fear

that way you can be easily manipulated without even being aware, because you're being led around in an emotional thrall of manufactured outrage

this is strength

(/s)

@benroyce @RickiTarr can't spell "manipulatability" without "ability"

checkmate libs

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US History (Bible is the textbook)

World History (Bible is the textbook)

English Literature (Bible is the the textbook)

@Codhisattva I guess at least they'd actually read it this time lol
@RickiTarr Go to an Ivy League school. They all have done so.

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The Art of Blamethrowing.

@RickiTarr the curriculum is nasty, brutish and short
@rrb @cainmark @RickiTarr Hey! I resemble that remark!
@RickiTarr Machine shop, auto repair, electrical repair, gun maintenance, ham radio, and plenty of range time.

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Nothing, rocks cannot take classes.

@RickiTarr I mean, isn't that what a bachelor's in business is?

@msbellows

Nah. All you need for that one is 6 months on a construction site.

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@RickiTarr Mansplaining, Malarithmetic, Phrenology, Armchair Quarterbacking, Sociopathy, Cognitive Schizophreniformization
@RickiTarr and the capstone is usually Upsetti Spaghetti
The Rimmer Experience | Red Dwarf | BBC

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@RickiTarr Liberal arts are what free people need to know! The opposite would be enslaved arts--which is what conservatives seem to have in mind.

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Home Economics is you’re a woman

Sharia Law classes if you’re a man

@NJWookie Not what Sharia is. Try Wee Free Kirk, instead. @RickiTarr

@Tooden @RickiTarr

Most Conservative Arts Schools do offer minor concentrations in Illuminati Arts or Free Masonry, and advanced studies in Robber Barronry (for white men only, of course). If you don't have room in your academic schedule for this coursework or can't read (more likely) you can simply attend an Ol' Boys Networking Session.πŸ˜‚

Note most Conservative Arts programs don't specify PC/Laptop requirements, because laptop are the listening devices of the "Deep State" but they do require ownership of an assault rifle, two pairs of tan Dockers, one white polo shirt, and one tactical vest ... they are important for cosplay on "Made-up Military Mondays".

@RickiTarr Creationism Science 230 with lab
@RickiTarr Shitty Hitler Postcards 099.

@LabSpokane @RickiTarr

If there were 98 before it, I think I'd like to skip 'em....

@RickiTarr tax fraud 101, offshore accounts 200, outsourcing 200, and last but not least how to buy a politician
@RickiTarr i know the question and answers are mostly a joke. However, there are probably conservative "universities:" with this degree
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Revisionist History
Bad Grammar
Voodoo Economics
Eugenics
All Caps Writing
Inhumanities
Malignant Psychology
Toddler Logic
@RickiTarr the fewer the better. Education is the antithesis of Republican thought.
@RickiTarr I think you need to major in Bigotry to get the required discredits for the degree. :)
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SH-110: Intro Bullshit
SH-210: Interdisciplinary Horseshit
SH-310: Advanced Chickenshit
SH-410: Senior Batshit Thesis
@RickiTarr Only one class, in which you spend the entire course having someone tell you: you're correct, you're the best, you understand everything, you deserve everything, the whole world exists for your benefit.

@RolloTreadway @RickiTarr

There are definitely certain schools that include this in the syllabus in the UK

@RickiTarr isn’t it called Bible school? And it takes way too long to distort the Bible the way they do.
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Vacation Bible School?
@RickiTarr trick question... see it is all about *vibes*
@RickiTarr . . . There are no conservative arts, though. πŸ™€
@RickiTarr wayyyy fewer arts

@mtechman @RickiTarr

It's a law degree that helps you steal as much as you can from everyone, then blame a liberal for the theft.

@RickiTarr Western Civilization: oligarchy for us, serfdom for the great unwashed masses
@RickiTarr Logic: ad hominem, whataboutism, and the appeal to biblical authority