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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ
Cautionary tale about checking your thumbnails before uploading.
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Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
(sorry for the ping everyone, I had to correct the incorrect autocorrect in the alt text)
Show threadgroxxJun 10
@Mabande I will never complain about improvements 
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@groxx Thanks <3
Show threadFrank Going AntiFaJun 9
@Mabande
I wonder which adult novelty store sells this product.🤔
Show threadJim FlanaganJun 9
@Mabande What’s that smell?
Show threadJes Jun 9
@Mabande well I mean it's true
Show threadMOVED TO @halva@mk.absturztau.beJun 9
@Mabande it is ass tho
Show threadari Jun 9
@Mabande
Show threadThatKomputerKat Jun 10
@ari @Mabande business hoe.
Show threadThatKomputerKat Jun 10
@Mabande @Stinkie beautiful. 
Show threadGarrett LatimerJun 10
@Mabande Wonderful, now Apple can disrupt the function of my lower digestive tract.
Show threadshellbyte (prolly going on break for mh reasons)Jun 10
@Mabande the liquid ass is fucking real no fucking way
Show threadNeville ParkJun 10
@Mabande aw man I looked for the video and now it has a different thumbnail and comments turned off
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@nev Those cowards!
Show threadMoose Jolly HolcombJun 11
@Mabande @nev pour one out for posterity.
Show threadJohn Francis 🦫🇨🇦🍁💪⬆️Jun 10
@Mabande after hundreds of lab deaths, materials science has mastered the total proportional condensation of gaseous ass
Show threadSkyboy GamesJun 10
@johnefrancis @Mabande Many Bothans died to bring us 'dat ass.
Show threadBob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱Jun 10
@Mabande A little Imodium will clear that up.
Show threadIsocatJun 10

@Mabande Plus, no they din't:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/?tag=2402507-20

Amazon.de : Liquid Ass: Prank Fart Spray, Gag Gift for Adults and Kids, Great for Pranks and A Good Laugh, Extra Strong Poop Spray, Non Toxic, Keep Out of Reach from Children

Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@isocat Well, ackchually…
Show threadIsocatJun 10

@Mabande Apple didn't invent Liquid Ass. It was available when Apple were still selling the ][+ , and still is (viz my link).

…is what I meant.

🤓

Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@isocat Ah! Then I'm on board :)
Show threadDigger the BateDogJun 14
@isocat @Mabande I have personally bought this version for use at work.
Show threadIsocatJun 14
@diggerbatedog @Mabande There's…like…somewhere else one might use it?
Show threadgroxxJun 10
@Mabande it is, however, an accurate thumbnail
Show threadRandom GeekJun 10
@Mabande @troublewithwords finally Apple's making something for those of us who have eaten too much cheese.
Show threadJoeJun 10
@Mabande My wife said "sounds like what I had a couple of weeks ago" (food poisoning)
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@not2b 😬
Show threadRobert Riedl Jun 10
@Mabande i had that after eating “moules” in France
Show threadthe vessel of morgannaJun 10
@Mabande the actual "liquid ass" product is quite literally the worst thing I have ever smelled in my life, including putrefaction and rotting flesh
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@astraleureka damn…🤢
Show threadMrAndrewDJun 10
@Mabande It's enough to give you the runs.
Show threadinfinite love ⴳJun 10
@Mabande this reminds me of https://mastodon.social/@trwnh/102601289125824114 and https://mastodon.social/@trwnh/111557434469283960
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@trwnh Luckily I'm working solo today, cause the snort laugh I just released upon the world? Oh, man :D
Show threadSudaksis  Jun 10
@Mabande Same energy as this trash can at a tech marketing convention I found in 2016
Show threadMeuJun 10
@Mabande remember the "biggest" iphone presentation video where they had to force the subtitles on because people kept hearing the n-word?
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 11
@squish Oh dear 😬
Show threadSgJun 10
Bookmarked for later!
Show threadKarl Heinz HäsliprinzJun 10
@Mabande Caption: A youtube screenshot of a new Apple Product called "Liquid Glass" where the youtube logo govers the G and L, turning it into "Liquid Ass"
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@KarlHeinzHasliP Thanks, but the image info is already in the Alt text (which I now see is a bit mangled by autocorrect) :)
Show threadKarl Heinz HäsliprinzJun 10
@Mabande hu, strange, didn't show up for me... my end problem. Love the screenshot and glad apple is showing its real potential as innovator after all this time though :)
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@KarlHeinzHasliP 😆
Show threadOzzelotJun 10
@Mabande reminds me of that one os of theirs that had "there's more to love with every click" as its tagline and... some bad kerning.
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 11
@ozzelot 😆
Show threadOzzelotJun 11
@Mabande
I have since found out it was OS X El Capitan, but I can't find a screenshot (only of the fixed text, which is less amusing). Maybe I could dig through the wayback machine...
Show threadThatKomputerKat Jun 10
@Mabande honestly, after seeing the screenshots of macOS “26” I think it’s not far off.
Show threadPete Prodoehl 🍕Jun 10
@Mabande Accurate description.
Show threadBenderIsGreat34Jun 10
@Mabande @sennoma I get that from time to time. Imodium is your friend here.
Show threadBill HookerJun 10

@andymoose @Mabande

TMI
TMI
TMI

Show threadBenderIsGreat34Jun 10
@sennoma @Mabande lol. Is it though? In 2025 one might suggest that this is NEI (not enough information)
Show threadMOVED to: @Linux@mastodon.auJun 10
@Mabande 🤣🤣 Priceless.
Show threadi_give_u_wormsJun 10
@Mabande
Show threadJordan BiserkovJun 10
@Mabande
This was not an oversight, but a deliberate act of protest by the last designer left at Apple.
Show threadLemonheep (Too smart for YT Shorts) Jun 11
@Mabande Unrelated, but I tried to press the Youtube button to play the video itself like a dumbass ​​
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 11
@radmin We've all been there, friend :)
Show threadBrent SodtkeJun 11
@Mabande
Man, that's the sh!ts
Show threadSeiðrJun 11
@Mabande Seems like the Apple was rotten.
Show threadEche ⚧Jun 11
@Mabande «Introducing Liquid ass»
Show threadTofu ​Jun 11
@Mabande what if this is intentional?
Show thread XaetaCore Jun 11
@tofu @Mabande Certainly describes the product