@davidaugust here’s another I saw:

Doge- deplorable oligarchs grifting everyone

@KatLS @davidaugust I prefer damnable, dagnabbit, dorkwad, dickhead, douchebag, doom-monger, doomseller, death-selling, despair-spreading, disabling, dipshit.

I settle on "dipshit oligarchs gaslighting everyone".

(honestly? I'm just not feeling dumbass. Feels like it gives them an out.)

@davidaugust Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
(sorry, I couldn't help but hear this when reading the sign)

@davidaugust

This is Chicago, right? I saw that sign

@davidaugust ...they're eating the livelihoods of the people who live there