@davidaugust here’s another I saw:

Doge- deplorable oligarchs grifting everyone

@KatLS @davidaugust I prefer damnable, dagnabbit, dorkwad, dickhead, douchebag, doom-monger, doomseller, death-selling, despair-spreading, disabling, dipshit.

I settle on "dipshit oligarchs gaslighting everyone".

(honestly? I'm just not feeling dumbass. Feels like it gives them an out.)