#traveltales from #kualalumpur :

* Street cleaners stop and wait to warn tourists about a snake that's on the side of a path; they stayed there for easily 30 minutes, just waiting and warning
* A street vendor sharpening his knife on a street lamp post
* Cleaner carrying and lighting _massive_ firecrackers to scare away the monkeys
* Street vendors selling bananas to feed the monkeys with (it was fun)

#traveltales from #kualalumpur and  #bangkok

* Motorbike police escorts for VIP cars do not give any fucks, they will whip in front of traffic driving one-handedly, trusting in all other cars to emergency brake
* Under-armour, a clothing brand many desperately masculinity-signalling men seem to wear, make sneakers with easily 5cm lift. I can't help but notice the similarities to SUVs and lifted pick-up trucks...

#traveltales from #kualalumpur and #bangkok

* Grab, the Uber of Asia, has so. many. papercuts. and it makes me wonder about their complete lack of UX QA, and by extension the global readiness to replace traditionally US-centric tech
* Petronas towers are absolutely *packed* with Korean influencers trying to get a photo in. It seems to be en vogue to spread your arms in all directions at once to show how much space you can take up/other photos you can ruin

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#tusky has a weird bug in which replies to public posts are made local by default. No setting to change it either. So I just deleted two posts and re-posted them with correct settings

#traveltales from #kualalumpur and #bangkok

* KL: Bad public transport and almost zero electric vehicles. Might be because a liter of gas is 0.42 € over there
* KL: Pretend-racing cars with exhausts so loud that you wake up on the 29th floor seem to be tolerated
* BKK: Having ridden #BYD cars a few times now, even their lowest models have better materials and production finish than #tesla s, to say nothing of the 3. And more buttons.

#traveltales from #thailand

* The cab driver almost got offended when asked if all the construction workers are Thai. They are from Cambodia and Myanmar, and he made certain that was understood
* I can feel the gears shift on the diesel #train to Maha Chai and eventually Mae Kong
* The windows open fully! But you need to be careful as the trees are growing right to where the train shaves them off
* Seems to be the right train, as there are two guided groups (three tourists total)

#traveltales #thailand

* Gerry (#FOSDEM staff friend) and myself are rocking this without guide; seeing guides is both reassuring and annoying
* #Train ticket for one hour ride is 10 Baht or 0.27€
* There is no train bridge. We will get out, see about catching a ferry, and board a different train
* End stop is going to be Mae Klong. So we will see the railway market fold up and spread again every time a train passes. For the first run, we see it from the train

#traveltales #thailand

* Spare space along the railway is just filled up with banana plants and the occasional mango tree
* Train doors just open while rolling into the stop, and close some time after starting again. No warning or anything; everyone just stays away
* Those black plastic gravel/concrete tubs? They use the same plastic for low and wide fruit market stacking undercarriers and for actual rowboats. Makes sense, just never thought of it as food safe or sturdy enough to be a boat.

#traveltales #bangkok Klong Toei market

* Motorbikes driving through the smallest footsways all the time
* Deep in the bowels of the wet market's meat choppers, a tiny bar. Sit down for coconut water with cane sugar juice (and maybe some pandang?). After some time,. realize a man, an adolescent, and a child are rolling blunts for sale. Once the work is done, the adolescent scoops up the leftovers for a hit or two with his bong

#traveltales #bangkok Klong Toei market

* Once we walk again, less than five meters away, a rat surfaces and scuttles away from one of the ~100 liter barrels filled with meat refuse, fat, and water
* Maybe six meters after that, a man is sitting there, taking chicken feet from a tub, clipping off the claws with gardening shears, and tossing the finished feet into another bucket. If you don't know, deep fried chicken feet are a delicacy in China (I don't love them. Too fatty)

#traveltales #bangkok Klong Toei market

We buy some coconuts to drink from and walk to a geocaching location. It's a nice bridge, with wide berths for sleeping in the breeze. Three local drunks/drug users are chilling in the breeze. One talks to me for 10+ minutes (no exaggeration, I timed this from photos taken before and after), explaining something in slurred Thai, seemingly unable to comprehend I don't understand Thai..

#traveltales #bangkok Klong Toei market

He might be encouraging us to throw the empty coconut into the river and telling us how long it takes to get to the sea, we will never know. He takes and gives back the coconut several times, making throwing motions. At the end, he takes my coconut and throws it triumphantly into the trash. The second drunk looks very unhappy. Gerry offers him his empty coconut and both fall over themselves with thanks, breaking it open to eat the coconut flesh...

We sit in the breeze watching them happily eat the coconut. We still have four Thai oranges (like tangerines, but way way more awesome). I toss one to Gerry and one to each drunk. They almost fall off their benches trying to catch, but are ecstatic with their oranges. After maybe ten more minutes, we get up and leave with many bows and goodbyes between the four of us.
for when you urgently need an elephant

There's so many stories about the wet market...

One is how animal blood is sold in plastic bottles. Every organ, every part of the animals is for sale, even chicken beaks (which apparently are crunchy when deep fried). And honestly, that's better than wasting anything.

Or the two guys, one chopping up pig legs, and the other crookedly standing on the chopping table in rubber boots shoving everything into a gigantic meat grinder, bones and skins and all. One slip, and his hand or arm is gone...

One for my US American followers...

40 Baht for 12 eggs. That's 1.09€ or $1.19, for 12 eggs.

#traveltales #sydney

Spontaneously took a trip to cockatoo island to shake out the brain after work, and saw dozens of sailboats criss-cross each other. Four boats drove basically a hashpund pattern with a maximum of 3-5 meters distance, at speed.

Currently 1932 local, and I am watching hundreds or maybe thousands of humongous #bat fly East towards the ocean. It's like a Hitchcock movie, just with bats

#traveltales #sydney

Walking up the stairs to watch the city from atop the rock, I am now standing under a few trees in which dozens of bats are resting and fighting for space. They are so preoccupied with each other, I might be able to reach out and touch them as they glide past less than a meter away from me

I always assumed bats are completely silent other than ultrasound. They are not. They scream at each other viciously.
It is literally raining small debris all around me to the point of covering me all over, these bats are fighting hard.

I'm in #Tokyo #Japan riding the local trains. Masks are not really all that common any more. It's kinda a trope by now that the seats near The Big German remain free. I'm used to it. And if anyone sits down near or next to me it's almost exclusively men.

I'm wearing my #mask as I do on planes and public transport, and for the first time ~ever in Asia the seats right next to me were taken up very quickly, both by women, one wearing a mask, one not.

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#travelnotes #traveltales

I've often noticed how some groups seem to automatically associate A Big Person wearing a mask with safety. Not too wild when you think about it, but certainly initially unexpected.
Oh, and some special snowflakes in some places obviously visibly object to my #mask, but usually don't want to approach someone my size so they just sit/stand there giving me the evil eye. Bless their shriveled little hearts.
Most people do, but birds of all creatures would seem to need them the least?
* There's a small truck in our (previous) #Tokyo neighborhood which plays music to signal it's here to sell baked goods for the next 20 minutes
* The absolutely unbelievable amount of plastics Japan goes through. Only surpassed by the US
* The wannabe gangster mid-twenties coughing openly and aggressively into the hallway with hundreds of people
* Google Maps being completely out of date about where the bento boxes are in Tokyo main station and buying Onigiri on the #Shinkansen platform
* #Osaka being noticably less well-maintained. Older trains and busses. More derelict houses
* Noticeably older population. Young people are only visible around the center. Many old people eye parents with younger children with obvious envy
* A old man coughing wetly right next to me in the local train (with a surgical mask on) was so ashamed/offended by my putting on my mask that he ran off the train at the next station and didn't even stop when we yelled because he lost an earbud
#nintendo #nintendoworld #osaka
* You need to be there two hours before official opening. 0700 local sharp. 0630 would not be wrong, either.
* At 0730 sharp, security opens
* At 0745 sharp, they test the rides so you can see
* At 0751, all the entrance staff come to their stations
* At 0756, the music picks up
* At 0758, the announcements start
* And at 0800 sharp, general disappointment

* At 0813, someone comes and yells, the music changes. Staff come back -- and smile and wave for two minutes

0815 sharp, lets-a go

So, was #nintendo world in #Oasaka worth it?

Unclear. The universal studies around it.. exist. Many people in Terfy Potter world, but everyone crams into NintendoWorld. The rest of the park seemed deserted at times.

The Minions ride is frustrating. Everyone hypes it, but it keeps you waiting in obnoxious (not smart like #MarioKart) ways. I'd avoid it even though we had express passes.

1/n

Flying dinosaur is nice. It tilts you forward by 90 degrees for the whole ride and some non-trivial G but mainly inwards not outwards. I get why to not make people too scared, but I'd have preferred outwards.

The ride you see at the beginning toys with negative G repeatedly, but otherwise it's kinda nin-thrilling.

If you're tall, flight of the hippograph won't fit you and you get two express passes as a mea culpa. Worth it if the wait is short or you could not buy a fitting Direct-In without giving money to a TERF.

IMO, Nintendo is used to cross-sell Terfy Potter by Universal.

@RichiH we had a similar experience past year. Mario zone was very cute for pictures, but for doing anything else, Mario Kart. The rest of the park, a bit of meh. I think the second thing we enjoyed most was the 4D cinema with a Chainsaw Man film...

For Mario zone, you could make a reservation via their app, and you can get into the zone. But expect a long wait for doing anything there.

@RichiH why yes I would like an individually wrapped in plastic moist towel with every item of food I buy. Certainly I would like this ice cream I've bought from a vending machine to have a massive plastic stick in it. Ah thank you for this toothpick wrapped in plastic. Of course I'd like all the food I buy from a コンビニ to be in plastic containers, perhaps with multiple layers, and possibly then wrapped in cling film for good measure. And yes I'll take some plastic-wrapped chopsticks to go with it. Which is better than the plastic-wrapped plastic fork.
@RichiH oh yes and of course I'd like my ekiben to be in polystyrene and plastic and to have a pointless plastic leaf in it

@RichiH the plastic and general waste blew me away.

Also the hotel changing sheets(?) and towels every day so I put the "please don't disturb/clean" sign on the door -- only to be surprised by a bag hanging on my door when I got back with clean linen.

Was a culture shock for me.

@RichiH huh, they were really quite common when I was there (as in Japan in general) in March/April, but it's possible the baseline you're comparing to is different to the one I am

@turmoni I was there in December of 2022, and everyone masked even outdoors. In March this year, it was noticably less. Now, it's almost no one even in public transportation and planes.

Still more than Western countries of course, but less than e.g. Thailand

@RichiH don't tease them. If they know where they can get eggs... You know how that ends.