My quinquennial (that is, routine) colonoscopy tomorrow. Hungry now. Starving soon. Dreading tonight. Tomorrow, you will no longer, at least temporarily, be able to say I'm full of shit.

@jeffjarvis

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Thank you for sharing this personal information! Good luck tomorrow. I had one and stayed awake (I dread being 'under') and I could watch the entire show. Very interesting to see it all.

@jeffjarvis having had Crohn’s for 17 years now, I’m a veteran, and whilst still in the U.K. and not knocked out for the procedure, I was continually amazed to still see the odd particle of food on screen. It seems incredible to think there is anything left after that prep stuff has done a number on you.

Billy said it best.

https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw?si=nEqXD8AGonyLbREw

Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy - World Tour of New Zealand

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@jeffjarvis good luck to you πŸ‘πŸ»
@jeffjarvis I'm glad it's nothing serious. For a minute I thought you were having a cranial removal. πŸ˜†

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I've got one more year until my NEXT one. I always look forward to it just like I look forward to another (fill in the blank tariff scare) from trump.

@jeffjarvis A bidet really helps with the prep phase.
@jeffjarvis I told the doctor my friends said I didn't need one. They say I'm a perfect asshole!
@jeffjarvis To those of us who are long time viewers of Intelligent Machines (This Week in Google), you, sir, will always be full of shit. #twit