My quinquennial (that is, routine) colonoscopy tomorrow. Hungry now. Starving soon. Dreading tonight. Tomorrow, you will no longer, at least temporarily, be able to say I'm full of shit.

@jeffjarvis having had Crohn’s for 17 years now, I’m a veteran, and whilst still in the U.K. and not knocked out for the procedure, I was continually amazed to still see the odd particle of food on screen. It seems incredible to think there is anything left after that prep stuff has done a number on you.

Billy said it best.

https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw?si=nEqXD8AGonyLbREw

Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy - World Tour of New Zealand

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