The vatican needed a latin word for tweet, because the pope tweets. Or tweeted, I suppose, given the whole dead or dying situation. Anyway, they call them breviloquia (s breviloquium) which is honestly a great word even tho it’s not very brief itself. Given its nature and etymology I think we should be able to use it platform-independently and apply it to toots, skeets and even Truths as well. Anyway thank you for reading this breviloquium.

@marlies What's the abbreviation? BL? Bre? Bum?

Ain't nobody got time to write that!

@jandi I’d say BQ

@marlies Grammatically suspect and already a trademark, difficult task!

Edit: Trademark problem solved, they went bankrupt! There's a future for bq!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BQ_%28company%29

BQ (company) - Wikipedia

@jandi @marlies it would still be weird for people who used their products tho (my first smartphone!!)
@jandi @marlies geez every runner, ex-runner or family member of a runner knows what BQ stands for
What Does it Mean to BQ?

Boston Qualifier. A time run on a certified marathon distance course under the qualifying time for your age and gender. Basically, your ticket to the most historic, and arguably, the most prestigious marathon in the world. At least that’s how it used to work. For the past few years, people who had a BQ, who met the qualifying standard, were not necessarily accepted into the big race. The Boston Athletic Association receives entries from anyone meeting the qualifying standard, but only accepts th

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@marlies @callisto @jandi mate it's hard to explain mate it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like 'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
@callisto @jandi @marlies (I sincerely apologise but your post gave me the excuse to bring this gem back from oblivion)
@mia @callisto @marlies No apologies, thanks, I loved it! Colorful writing!
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@jandi @callisto @marlies oh that one has the source, I had to quote from memory and on my phone because I failed to find it

thanks!

@jandi @callisto @marlies also there's an Australian adaptation which I also love:
@jandi @callisto @marlies "brev" is Swedish for letter, and they (at least the older ones) often use it for emails too! So that would work.
@jandi @callisto @marlies brev, let’s have a cheeky Nando’s.
@jandi @marlies I thought you meant B&Q, I had no idea there was a BQ.
@jandi @marlies More like too many characters in "breviloquium" to write it in your breviloquium.
@jandi @marlies I'd say Brev is the shortening. Breviloquium means brevity of speech, so it works in English, too.
@marlies when will we build the Latin internalization pack for mastodon
@arrjay @marlies as soon as one builds a time machine to send to the Roman Empire one of LLMs, to gather the correct vocabulary quickly...
@marlies they could shorten it to breq (pronounced "brīc")
@apophis @marlies posting shall henceforth be known as "tossing a breq"
@marlies A person who engages in breviloquium is a breviloquist.
@courtcan @marlies and when you do not tweet or toot, you are breviloquiet!
@marlies The domain name for http://breviloquia.com/ is available, if anyone fancies a new Mastodon instance...
@marlies the actual latin word for it is noun “garrio”, verb “garrire”
@marlies skeets?
@nitinkhanna BlueSky calls their posts “skeets.” 😬
@christopherbrown as in skeet shooting? Those skeets? Wow.

@nitinkhanna I don’t quite have a frame of reference as to etymology of BlueSky’s usage of the term other than that’s what early adopters or die hard use.

I don’t really use that platform.

@christopherbrown same. Can’t be arsed with it. I’m suffered through App.net and am part of two of its progeny run by some very nice people. And Masto, of course. Not gonna waste my time on a corporate social network again.
@nitinkhanna it’s what the kids over on bluesky say
@marlies I think I like breviloquia better. 🙂

@marlies So what would be the adjective, in Latin, describing a person who writes breviloquia?

Asking for someone who wants to fashion a Linnean scientific name for herself.

@marlies I'm gonna speculate. Breviloquiides? Breviloquium? This is me trying to parrot bastardized botanical Latin, which is even more corrupt than Church Latin.

#latin #linneaus

@marlies toots are fedi tweets, skeets are bluesky tweets, what are Truths?
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... an "X-communication" ...
@marlies Maybe shorten that to breloq?

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I have to say, I did follow Pontifex if only to get english/latin translation examples.