The current situation...
@catsalad oh that's why i went to sleep cuddling a maglite
@catsalad Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup?

@catsalad You have to play Death Stranding. Its a Masterpeace of Story Game, Baby and Monsters, Connections and Dystopia. Yes A.I. is also a Plot!

However i love Walking Simulator Games, but hate Monsters like G.D.s or Humans try to steal my parcels! Yes you are in Minecraft or Minitest... i forgot the new Name.. sigh. Play Death Stranding through before Part 2 is available!

The whole world is fighting. But after work at home every Human (and i think A.I. too) love Art, Games and Movies.

@ibrahim_cris There's going to be a Death Stranding Part 2? Sweet!

@catsalad They never leave, they only change shape. Just watch out so they don't start to look suspiciously like yourself.

*slams big cork into black hole around the heart region*
Sorry about that! The thing juuust falls out by itself sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ 

@the_turtle @catsalad This looks like the old computer game โ€œAdventureโ€.
@catsalad Once I tried to put my character to sleep, but I could not because there was a monster spawned somewhere on my roof and I couldn't get rid of it and there was no spot in my house to move my bed to, so I just cracked my floor open and started digging a tunnel like a mole until I found a spot where I could sleep. Sometimes I wish I could do this IRL.
@Ypsilenna I did that one time when I was young. Rolled between the bed and the wall to sleep without people coming in my room to wake me up.
@Viss @catsalad i saw a mudcrab the other day. horrible creatures
@Viss ๐Ÿฆ€ แถœแต’แตแต‰ สฐแต‰สณแต‰ โฑ สทโฑหกหก แถ แต˜แถœแต สธแต’แต˜สณ หขสฐโฑแต— แต˜แต–
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance rules of nature crab

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@catsalad @Viss sorry, complete tangent, this clip just pops into my head whenever people mention crabs and battle lol
@catsalad this feels eerily accurate.
I firmly believe weโ€™ll all get through this.  
If only out of sheer spite.
Remember, there are also friend and allies everywhere. We can do this.
@catsalad Ooooh that could indeed explain why I canโ€™t sleep
@catsalad @thetolsonator Word. They live in my mf brain, but some of them are real.
@WuMargaret @catsalad hard to tell which is worse... The imaginary ones or the IRL ones ๐Ÿ˜“
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*Antonio Gramsci has entered the chat*
@catsalad can't sleep, clown will eat me
@catsalad Time to go monster hunting.
@catsalad tell our senators

@hacks4pancakes They need to do some thing! jfc

Hey democrats in office, what happens to the opposing party in a dictatorship?!

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@catsalad I remember when the game used to let you rest when there were monsters nearbyโ€ฆonly to rudely wake you up in the middle of the night with a hostile mob right beside you. Kinda sad this got removed, even though itโ€™s been well over ten years.
@enoch_exe_inc Back when mine cart boosting was still thing! Lol
@catsalad how the hell am i supposed to fuck them!!

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The fact that all the lines in the lower 1/3 of the image are shifted right by one pixel really captures the moon somehow