female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.

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wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

@stavvers I mean, none of it matches. The people are different heights, the fields are different sizes, and the cauliflowers are not identical. The tree lines are also different, and the depth of field on both looks weird. Plus, it has a bit of that odd otherworldliness that often twigs people to AI. It would be infinitely easier to slap together two AI gens of the same pose than find two nearly identical photos like this. I can see why folk would assume the former.
@stavvers my beloved mythological creatures reference book has angels and jesus
@stavvers That took a sudden turn.
@foolishowl @stavvers Judas is definitely the top in that relationship
@stavvers @Kiloku Jesus/Judas ship 🗣️🗣️ eu quero ser amigo dessa pessoa
@rafael @stavvers @Kiloku venho inconvenientemente dizer que Jesus é power bottom
@stavvers This absolutely made my day. Thank you so much for sharing it. 🙂
@stavvers lol, if gods like Zeus etc aren't mythology I really don't know what mythology would be, at that point you took away the main thing that mythology defines and it becomes a hollow word

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Tastes his own wine, breaks his own bread
A messiah in the streets, but a bottom in bed
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@stavvers A "myth" is a foundational story; calling it a myth doesn't necessarily mean it's not true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth
Myth - Wikipedia

@stavvers that last line really slapped me upside the head, lol
@stavvers "who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse" is going to stick with me for a while. 😆
@stavvers a long time ago I was part of a fanfic community for Stargate SG1, and while I haven't read much fanfic since and have zero idea what fandom this image is referencing, I am pretty sure I have read an ancestor of this fic and I am in complete agreement.
@stavvers PEOPLE ARE MAKING JASKIER THEWITCHER USE *ROSIN* AS LUBE???
@stavvers @GreenSkyOverMe as I recall he was quite serious about the fireworks, so I don't see a problem in that statement.
@stavvers As immortalized in the work of the Bard Johnny Cash.
@stavvers it took half a century for that eyebrow to grow back, he'll have you know

@stavvers
Gollum’s Song sung by Emilíana Torrini at the end of the second film summed up Gollum's life very well. It always sends a cold shiver down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

Emiliana Torrini - Gollum's Song

YouTube

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Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨
@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation
@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining
Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.
@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol
@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?

@stavvers

If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.
@stavvers
Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.
WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

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not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.