MsSemicolonJan 12, 2025
Jeff Jarvis
Oh, for fuck's sake. The #BrokenTimes is further sanewashing Trump's totalitarian imperialism and war-mongering against NATO allies by having Dealbook assess the market value of Greenland. This is not a newspaper. It is a sideshow.
Jan 12, 2025 at 12:48amWeb
Show threadRandy HallJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis
Literally NOT the questions that the NYT should be asking.
Show threadClare Harris 🍁Jan 12, 2025

@randy @jeffjarvis

No kidding. Ugh. Maybe it is time to cancel.

Show threadJohn GordonJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis I wonder if nobody is clicking on their Trump coverage. They may be desperate.
Show threaddavid jon furbishJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis
This is f***ing embarrassing.
Show threadBruce MirkenJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis Just when you think the late, once-great #NYTimes couldn't sink any lower...
Show threadAknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴Jan 12, 2025
@BruceMirken @jeffjarvis looking at their 1922 coverage of a certain "Adolf Hitler", I must say that the NYT has always sucked.
Show threaddjohngoJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis They are so happy Trump is back, you can hear the tears of joy falling on their keyboards.
Show threadGlenn FleishmanJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis how much could you get for your soul? We asked experts.
Show threadKnut BransonJan 12, 2025
@glennf @jeffjarvis how much could you get for your child? We asked experts
Show threadQuinn NortonJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis What the hell is growing in the air ducts over there?
Show thread(((Cindy Weinstein)))Jan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis

Googled Dealbook and found this:

DealBook is a financial news service reporting on mergers, acquisitions, venture capital and hedge funds produced by The New York Times. The new venture from The New York Times was created about deals and those who make and break them.

So it's a #NYT venture? So the #NYT is using an arm of itself as an authority? Trying to get my head around potential conflicts of interest. Paging Larry David.

Show threadChookMother 🇦🇺🦘Jan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis How insulting to Greenland.
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Jan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis

Shitshow. The word you are looking for is shitshow. 😉

Show threadGlobaltomJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis "experts" is just weasel words. No-one has expertise in one country buying part of another.
Show threadThomas MayerJan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis
Next week:

Would a full-scale nuclear war and following nuclear winter cancel out the effects of global warming? We asked experts.

Show threadjailandradeJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis oh the newspaper that says that anybody could cook drugs in a normal kitchen
Show threadgavinisdie Jan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis can't buy something that's not for sale
Show threadbkJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis
Apparently, the going rate for the United States is a mere 250 million…
Show threadNicole ParsonsJan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis

The oil oligarchs frying LA and the planet feel no constraint.

Taking control of Canada & Greenland's oil reserves to please Trump & Musk's foreign investors in Russia & Saudi Arabia, that matters more to the GOP.

The planet fries if those oil reserves are developed.

How many more California wildfires will the moneyed orchestrate?

Still perplexed why Ron Lauder is keen on Greenland.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ronald-lauder-donald-trump-greenland-b2676094.html

The cosmetics billionaire behind Trump’s obsession with buying Greenland

Trump’s interest in aquiring Greenland has a long and storied history

The Independent
Show threadtroy_friz_zellJan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis

Just a reminder to everyone that the NYT killed more than a million people by publishing lies about Iraq in 2002.

They are not "fallen," they've always been garbage.

Show threadJohn BreenJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis Let's make it more visceral.
"Epstein wants to buy your daughter. We asked DealBook how much she is worth on the market".
Show thread@martlund 🌲🐶🇸🇪🇨🇱🌈Jan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis We need to nullify the election!
Show threadMikeJan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis

Looking from the outside, it seems like the majority of Americans aspire to be like Trump... Which is sad/scary

Show threadCurioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg)Jan 12, 2025

@jeffjarvis

If we in the EU do for Ukraine what we are doing, not being a UE country, and not belonging to any UE country, imagine what we would do if someone would try to invade Greenland. No fucking chance we would allow it.

Buying it? Trump must think it's the 19 century. No chance in hell.

Show threadMark StrackeJan 12, 2025
@jeffjarvis Headline: NYTimes leaves brown nosers in the dust. We spoke to 10 ass kissing influencers, here’s what they said about the great, jealousy inducing work by NYT.
Show threadJim SullivanJan 13, 2025
@jeffjarvis Why not? They love covering Sideshow Slob.