Mastodawn

Find yourself someone who buys you a life size metal Sword of Omens from Thundercats for Christmas.

@malwarejake what a sight beyond sight!

@neontapir Not sure about that, but it WILL take an eye out...

@malwarejake That, good sir, is amazing!

@malwarejake yessir! 💯

@malwarejake HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@malwarejake It would be about 30 seconds before I accidentally knocked over & broke something in the room doing the

Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO!

thing. 😂 Good on you if you restrained yourself.

Merry Christmas!

@malwarejake did you do it? Did you make the call? :)

@malwarejake My 9 y/o self is SO jealous but also cannot lift it at all.

@malwarejake @catsalad You should bring that with you on all future engagements

@malwarejake
THUNDERCATS, HO HO HOOOOOO!

@malwarejake that gift took thought and consideration.

:O I want one. But I have nobody who would ever buy me such a thing.

Also hello, doggo behind you! :D

@malwarejake It would take me all of 30 seconds before I'd poke a hole in the ceiling, because I'd made "the call"