Jake Williams

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Breaker of software, investigator of incidents | GSE #150 | Faculty at IANS Research | Stuff: jake at malwarejake dot com | He/him

This is absolutely amazing. This non-profit printed out the Epstein files (at least those released to date) and made a reading room that they're bringing to DC.

Totals 3437 printed and bound volumes. I donated to keep this very important project going.
https://trumpsonian.us/rr

The Trumpsonian — Reading Room: NYC Run Complete. Next Stop: DC.

Nearly 10,000 visitors. 3,437 bound volumes. 16 days in a Tribeca gallery. Help us take the Reading Room on tour — chip in on GoFundMe.

The Trumpsonian

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@malwarejake/116642497396883870

ZOMG after I wrote this about another app while on hold with a customer service rep, I got off the call and Google asked me to review the *phone app* - an application that I cannot uninstall - on a Pixel, their own freaking hardware.

The Jetsons promised me robots and flying cars, not this...

Dear app developers,
I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
Sincerely,
Every smartphone user ever
I laughed so hard at this that I snorted more than once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUnmQt2Z7Y
AI CEO vs Engineer (2026).

AI CEOs.Interview with a AI CEO vs AI Engineer with Josh Doe and Jackson Jineer - aired on © The AI.Programmer humor programmer jokesAI humorNext gen AICloud...

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Georgia: where they know how to spell Walmart, but not Saturday...

A 6" tree branch fell on the fence with the neighbor from my side, but mostly hanging over their side.

I made new friends...

I just typed the "_correct" to the end of a filename I'm sending off to someone and almost added "_horse_battery_staple" but figured that was too niche of a joke...

Tomorrow morning I'm keynoting the Southeast Cybersecurity Summit. Can't wait to see you there!

I'll also be talking on a panel about AI in security later in the day. I'll be around most of the day. Track me down - I'd love to talk!
https://www.secybersecurity.com/

Southeast Cybersecurity Summit 2026 | April 15 - 16, 2026

The purpose of the Summit is to strengthen and promote the internet security profession in the southeastern United States region.

Most clients struggling with AI governance are struggling because they haven't fully defined their enterprise data governance requirements.

You can't code "people will use their judgment" into coherent AI governance, as much as you might want to.

When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.