We can all stop having imposter syndrome now. Apparently each of us is qualified to be Secretary of anything.
@BuckRogers1965
I claim Secretary of Sarcasm. No really. I am being serious.
@Fernhead @BuckRogers1965 If you can say that without the slightest hint of a smirk you are unqualified.

@Fernhead @BuckRogers1965

Please don't appoint me Secretary of Reverse Psychology.

@BuckRogers1965 Make Dunning Kruger great again
@EtherNRhum @BuckRogers1965
I claim Secretary of Dunning-Kruger. I feel really confident that I would master that.

@BuckRogers1965 There's this whole alternate timeline in the multiverse, where I object strenuously to your cynicism.

I think.

Anyway, yeah, no, any rich white person in America can become a rich white person in charge of a government they would like to destroy.

@BuckRogers1965
Still being stunned how much US politics has come to resemble Italian politics...
@BuckRogers1965 "Secretary" is demeaning. I want my title to be Administrative Assistant of Anything.

@coyoty @BuckRogers1965
A story I find funny ...

One fellow I once worked with had worked a few years in DC. He described one occasion he and his spouse were seated in a restaurant, and he noticed that Henry Kissinger was a few tables away.

He spoke lowly to his spouse "Look, that's Henry Kissinger."

Spouse: "Who?"

Coworker: "Henry Kissinger, Secretary of State."

Spouse: "Which state?"

@BuckRogers1965 But I've never raped anyone or committed any other serious felony or crime against humanity. How can I qualify in the new regime?
@obscurestar @BuckRogers1965 Just because you've never *been caught* doing a felony doesn't mean it's too late. Why not try some insider trading to get started?

@obscurestar

Unfortunately, unless the leadership of the rethuglican party has blackmail material on you, you can't be a member of the ruling elite.

@BuckRogers1965

The way it was told to me was... right now there are people who are being paid more than you for doing the same job you're doing, but are far worse at it, and they have no plans to get any better.

@BuckRogers1965 I'd like to be Secretary of the Interior, please. I mostly prefer being indoors, so that sounds ideal for me.
@BuckRogers1965 As a πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ person who feels hard done by all these stupid American tariffs, I hereby declare myself General Secretary of the Chinese-Canadian Communist Party (CCCP) for shΡ–ts and giggles until the tariffs have been lifted.
@BuckRogers1965 Queue Peter Principle Anxiety
@BuckRogers1965 arguably most people would do a better job since they aren’t employed by Putin
@BuckRogers1965
I think the Peter Principal applies here.

@BuckRogers1965
Thank you for your post.
I certainly wouldn't want to be Secretary of Fact Checking trump. Too damn much work.

Peace