If you could describe yourself in one #Linux command, how would you do it?

a) sudo rm -rf /* - Destructive person.

b) grep -r "answer" / - Searching for answers and information about the universe.

c) cat /dev/random - Thinking about being creative with unexpected outputs!

d) man {command} - Always try to explain things when asked.

e) ls -l /dev/null - Nothing of value contributed to society.

f) fortune | cowsay | lolcat - Add random wisdom, but mostly nonsense, to the conversation.

g) :(){ :|:& };: : ...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
@nixCraft journalctl -f - wtf is going on

@nixCraft pr -t2

(along the grep, watch and cut - "searching for a answer to world's questions in a small display")

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grep "answer" /dev/null
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Or maybe more like
grep "answer" /dev/urandom

@nixCraft wget -r -l 0 https://archive.org/

Because I'm prone to take too much stuff on

Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine

@nixCraft make -n

Always trying to find out how stuff works.

@nixCraft a strong combination of (b), (d), and (f)

@nixCraft I think mostly d), but trying to output nicely formatted for an easy read... ;-)

But when the function returns values below zero, I turn to be more of the a) type.

@nixCraft h) find / -name "*.c" | xargs cc - world builder / maker

@nixCraft whereis "thing" - Person who asks for lost things

find "thing" - Person who prefers to look for lost things themselves

find | grep "thing" - Person who still can't find what they were looking for and now prefers to throw everything they have together and look for the needle in the haystack instead

echo "thing" - A person imitating a parrot

sudo chmod 777 /etc/passwd - A person with no secrets and no sense for security

Don't know how much of these actually apply to me though.

@nixCraft man {command} always trying to man-splain things to others.