Hide the kids!

Via Angry Staffer:

Jesus Christ.

I’m here for this kind of petty.

Read every word of this. 🤣🤣

i/o:

Fox News contributor Ben Domenech weighs in on Matt #Gaetz and commits a brutal murder.

Influential Conservative Journalist Unleashes On 'Vile Sex Pest' Matt Gaetz

Tell us how you really feel, Ben Domenech.

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@GottaLaff Vile Sex Pest was the name of my band in college

@GottaLaff - "Any senator who votes for him owns that."

But the president-elect who nominated him? That's just fine, right?

@GottaLaff

i don't think Ben is 'influential' but i did like the rant

and Ben is a scumbag too

@GottaLaff LOL @ 'axe body spray'

Of course he smells of that, of course!

#MattGaetz

@GottaLaff YIKES. (I'm saying that a lot these days.) Hope all is well with you.
What a murder. Couldn't happen to a better person.

@GottaLaff I hate it when they mince words.

Tell us what you really think!

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@GottaLaff Well if nothing else #donaldtrump is consistent in his choice of #AttorneyGeneral an earlier acting Attorney General was a toilet salesman and all indications from this #FoxNews shellacking of #mattgaetz indicate he actually is a #toilet

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@dailykos has a great piece on this that includes this gem:

“Domenech then offers a mental health advisory to Republican Senators:
‘If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don’t just need your head examined, you need to be committed to a mental institution. The man is absolutely vile. There are pools of vomit with more to offer the earth than this STD-riddled testament to the failure of fallen masculinity.’”

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/11/14/2286306/-Pro-Trump-pundit-writes-scathing-review-of-AG-choice-vile-sex-pest-Matt-Gaetz

Conservative pundit writes scathing review of Trump’s AG choice, “vile sex pest” Matt Gaetz

Ben Domenech In politics, commentators writing harsh pieces targeting opponents are predictable. Far more enlightening are critical opinions offered by a pundit on a nominal teammate. When that commentator is a conservative offering a no-holds-barred,...

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@GottaLaff @dailykos And who hands their plastic surgeon a picture of Beavis and says, “This is the look I want.” ??? 🤮
@Laloofah @GottaLaff @dailykos hah I was looking at his strange face thinking that's a lot of botox or plastic surgery

@Laloofah

It doesn't matter how much plastique he suffers, his eyes will still be that close together until some surgeon puts a chainsaw through the middle of his face, followed by a jemmy.

@GottaLaff @dailykos

@GottaLaff I don't generally like petty, but SO here for this. Thank you for sharing.
@GottaLaff Sometimes the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson returns to inhabit the most unlikely host. 👍
@GottaLaff The very fact soon-to-be-47 selected this abomination for A-G should itself be disqualifying for holding the highest office in the land… oh wait, so was being an insurrectionist and look how well that worked out …as a post written on Nov 6 said, American voters just proved they’re not worthy of the constitution.
@GottaLaff which is what makes him perfect for trump’s cabinet.

@GottaLaff

So, I guess we can pencil him in as the 48th or 49th president of the United States? Well, after his commitment to the magical orange bronzer clown makeup.

@GottaLaff He is describing the Platonic idea of a Trump admin official, but will the Republican Senators kneel before Trump in public, or kneel behind a curtain, and allow a recess appointment.
@GottaLaff seems spot on, but unfair to the “average fentanyl addicted hobo”.
@GottaLaff At first, I couldn't believe my eyes, but Domenech full post is here: https://thetransom.com/p/matt-gaetz-is-a-vile-sex-pest-and
Matt Gaetz is a Vile Sex Pest and Any Senator Who Votes For Him Owns That

Crush Some Viagra And Pour The Red Bull In Your Veins

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@GottaLaff I think Ben really should just speak his mind and not hold back.

@GottaLaff

What I don't understand is why Donny Osmond isn't suing Gaetz's plastic surgeon for using his face and then warping it...

@GottaLaff OK, Gaetz is a scumbag, you don't need that article to come to that conclusion. Having said that, Domenech himself is a rather repulsive character with a kind of "strange" understanding of the concept of truth (he likes to make things up). Caution is advised.
@GottaLaff dude is so far from realizing this is him finding out

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A very eloquently descriptive fellow, this Ben Domenech 😂

@GottaLaff

I fervently wish Michael Jackson's nose on Matt Gaetz.

@GottaLaff
narrator: they all voted for him