Ah yes, I remember buying that textbook

@lcamtuf, Chapter 1 defines numbers, some common mathematical notation, and a few other things that give you hope that you can read this book.

You might get through Chapter two.

By Chapter 3, you,put it on the shelve with all your other Springer textbooks.

@jpgoldberg @lcamtuf Springer books are like the math entries on Wikipedia. They’re both places where people are in a competition to make themselves as baroque and not just esoteric, but practically occult as possible.

Now excuse me, I have to finish replacing the word “one”with“unity”

@jonathankoren - they're actually not trying to be baroque, they are just mathematicians talking the only way they know how. I know: I'm a mathematician, and I find these entries generally quite clear. The problem is, it's hard to get mathematicians to write in ways that nonmathematicians can understand. At least the first paragraph should be aimed at everyone.
@johncarlosbaez
*Stares in “sums to unity”*
@jonathankoren - sums to unity, adds to one - same thing to us weirdos. Feel free to change it to "sums to one"!

@johncarlosbaez @jonathankoren I thought the reason for that was that "sums to one" invites the question "sums to one what?"

In some contexts it could be really misleading. "a series of dyadic fractions that sums to one" could mean "a series of dyadic fractions that sums to unity" or "a series of dyadic fractions that sums to a dyadic fraction".

@mjd @jonathankoren - okay, that's a decent reason for using "sums to unity". I would never dream of interpreting "sums to one" to mean "sums to one of those things I was just talking about", and anyone using it to mean that is really asking for trouble. But I agree that it's good to completely eliminate ambiguity when writing math.
@johncarlosbaez @jonathankoren I think it dates from a time when grammatical patterns were different: sentences were longer and distant anaphoras were more common. Also a time when the unambiguous "sums to 1" would have looked more uncouth.

@mjd @johncarlosbaez @jonathankoren

I thought that this goes back to (at least) the Pythagoreans. For them unity was not a number. And it’s only since Frege’s definition of the integers that one is clearly a number.

@jpgoldberg @johncarlosbaez @jonathankoren The Treviso Arithmetic of 1478 says explicitly that 1 is not a number.

But I find your suggestion of Frege hard to understand. Are you reallly saying that Gauss wouldn't certainly have considered 1 a number? Cauchy? Legendre?

@mjd @johncarlosbaez @jonathankoren

I never meant to say that Gauss et al wouldn’t consider 1 a number. I wasn’t trying to suggest that Frege is responsible for 1 being considered a number, but I do see how that could follow from what I wrote.

I am ignorant of when 1 became fully accepted as a number, and so I shouldn’t have written something that carries the implicature that it is “only since Frege.”

@mjd @johncarlosbaez @jonathankoren One thinks it is because 'one' refers to oneself.
@lcamtuf this is the CS unit I keep taking. They change the name every year, but it's always this unit.
@lcamtuf I remember a commutative cube like that. I think it was either in Warner’s Foundations of Differentiable Manifolds and Lie Groups or in Bott and Tu’s Differential Forms in Algebraic Topology.
@lcamtuf I think this is the one I was thinking of, it was from Warner.
@lcamtuf They have got me so many times.
@lcamtuf
#Alt4You
A book cover. Titled Introduction to That Thing, subtitled But only for people who already know it.
Second edition, Springer.
It has an incomprehensible diagram and is made in the typical Springer style with their logo.
@lcamtuf "Category theory for the seasoned category theorist who lost all interest in communicating with non-category theorists but has to pretend like they are to get at least one grant per year to pay for heating and food"
@shimst3r @lcamtuf There is a reason for the saying "everyone's favorite textbook on category theory is the second one they read" (I guess until they decide to write one themselves)
@lcamtuf @xameer AUTHOR: I will prove to others that _I_ know the thing!
@shanecelis @lcamtuf quite often they do
because no introduction is for everyone
@shanecelis @lcamtuf an introduction is like a city map made out of an abstract idea ( unlike #art)
, its job is to connect the dots in the domain and not just offering a set of template(s) to follow
@lcamtuf Also the number of authors has a linear relation to the shit they throw on you, up to the point when they overflow back to a single author, a dark souls boss.
@lcamtuf oh, I attended that lecture. Would've been nice to have a written version along with it.
@lcamtuf
Not Springer, but: Set Theory by Kenneth Kunen. It's even in the same colour.
@lcamtuf oh hey, it's that meme format I made! This version's by Davide Castelvecchi - https://aperiodical.com/2022/05/didnt-graduate-texts-in-mathematics/
Didn’t Graduate Texts in Mathematics

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The Aperiodical
@lcamtuf @christianp oof, i was not prepared for how hard that title by Prominent Mathematician hit
@chrisamaphone @lcamtuf @christianp RIGHT? I literally came back to this thread to say some version of that.
@chrisamaphone @lcamtuf @christianp It also applies to philosophy, physics, computer science, nursing, modern art, etc etc--highly versatile, that one.
@lcamtuf Tbh I was disappointed about this book. While I wholeheartedly agreed with everything in it, it felt like one of those book where everything was obvious in hindsight, but without any actual hindsight needed. I made a review saying that this book is excellent but aimed at novice readers.

@lcamtuf

Hey, sorry to interrupt, but as a non-professional mathematician, I can confidently tell you that you're overcomplicating things.

What you're actually looking at is just a trivial crystallographic Simple Cubic system of Argon, Boron, Carbon, Potassium, Lithium, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Quarks (obviously!), and Radon under elastic constraint. Naturally!

Unless it's a plastic deformation...

Or? wait, what's that? there two types of forces?

Let me kindly ask my colleague Dunning-Krugger: He knows everything on the subject.

@stphrolland @lcamtuf I am a crystallographer and I approve this message.

@DanielEriksson @lcamtuf

I was a bit ashamed for the "Quarks" part, and the totally inert Argon and Radon...

But maybe given super extreme high-pressure Argon and Radon could organise themselves anyway ? I have no idea

@lcamtuf I always felt like Weil's Basic Number Theory was the quintessential example of that book. The thing is, it was also great to read!

I just wouldn't want to be the person who just got excited about quadratic reciprocity and picked it up in the library because the title sounded friendly. Cheeky french number theorists!

@lcamtuf

Sure you claim to know the thing. But do you really?!

@lcamtuf in college I bought the previous edition; it was a lot cheaper than the current edition, and how much really changes in that thing from year to year?

I spent the $26 I saved on beer.

@lcamtuf the most difficult courses at my university were ones that began with "Introduction to ..." or "Fundamentals of ..."

@PizzaDemon @lcamtuf
Advanced … - elementary school level
Intermediate … - high school level
Basic … - college undergrad level
Fundamentals of … - graduate level
An Introduction to … - postgrad level

One of the classes I took in college was titled “An Introduction to Counting”. It was *deep* number theory from a professor familiar with the joke.

@lcamtuf
Introduction to Fields
Fundamentals of helicopter design
@lcamtuf Yeah, my linear algebra text is that one.
@lcamtuf I remember assisting the writer of such a book with LaTeX drawings
@lcamtuf all for the low, low price of 400 units of currency in a rich country
@lcamtuf @TheBreadmonkey When the iPhone was new and I was younger and more ambitious, I bought several books with titles like “iPhone App Development for Absolute Beginners.” All of them, every last one, had a sentence in their first chapter along the lines of, “You should already be experienced with object-oriented programming,” or, “iOS apps are written in Objective-C (Objective-C programming is beyond the scope of this book).”

@lcamtuf

Oh, yeah. Got several of those, for various values of "that thing".

@lcamtuf I feel this hard.

Gave myself a crash course in the matrix algebra used in mechatronics to understand the source code of a library some students wanted to use for FIRST Robotics. It's a library to predict how a 2-wheel robot will drive. Naively, I'd have just suggested to them "your forward speed should be the average of your wheel speeds and your turn speed should be the difference of your wheel speeds," but they wanted to use the library.

So after reading about forty pages of explanatory material and a half-dozen Java classes, I discovered the core of the library was a matrix algebra encoding of... "Your forward speed is the average of your wheel speeds and your turn speed is the difference of your wheel speeds."

@lcamtuf every time I buy a springer book. Every time.
@lcamtuf basically every SDL2 tutorial ever
@lcamtuf Oh look, I bought the green version!
@lcamtuf Ah yes, the mathematics section of Wikipedia!
@lcamtuf the text begins with 4 paragraphs about how well you know it before immediately toaster-bathing the reader in a theoretical application where god himself gets an equation symbol.
@lcamtuf @marble have 2 or 3 written by people in my team. Still proud.