Steve G0LFP
David Penfold 
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
Specialises in debugging.
I edited to add the debugging line. Not sure if it adds much π€
10 off a thousand retoots!
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Vick Forcella β’ππ³βοΈβοΈ:verifi
Nicoco
Weird Fish π‘
tessarakt@davep "web developer" might be more appropriate
Brandon Kraft β€οΈβπ₯π§‘
Jack Linke π¦@davep it's perfect!
Schaf@davep It definitely does, it turns an 8/10 pun into a 12/10 "walked all the way to make this punchline"-type of joke.
jhall251It works. Given what spiders do for a living.
Veada@davep Good one!!
RobertJackson@RobertJackson58585858 sorry π€ͺ
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That was a cracker ... an expensive cracker ... hope the toy was of the same quality! π
Lou@davep π
Faye Loves Godzilla@davep this joke is as old as Charlotte's web and I still love it
Gene_Dominique@davep I bet he had great stories about all of his entanglements!
Geoff π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ@davep i found a penguin wandering around the streets, so I went to a police station with it, they told me to take it to the zoo.
The next day me and the penguin bumped into the police officer.
"I thought I told you to take it to the zoo?"
"I did. We had a great time. We're going to the cinema tonight."
The next day me and the penguin bumped into the police officer.
"I thought I told you to take it to the zoo?"
"I did. We had a great time. We're going to the cinema tonight."
Karen Layne@davep ar ar ar
Klarname
Lynn McAlister UE 
@davep This is an ongoing debate in my house: "Mum? Aren't you going to kill the spider?"/Me: "Why? Is it hurting you?"
Christian Crumlish
nobody
pacanukehaβ (seasonally appropriate remix)
Earl@davep Brilliant!
@davep I wonder what he thinks of Amazonβs Web Services
@Cybericua @davep amazing..
Amit Gawande 
@davep Lol! He has trapped a friend for life then?
msbreezy863@davep ππ
Liminal Fiction
Sentient Mortal@davep don't believe it, he weaves tales.
GiacomoSansoni@davep Haha! I didn't see that coming
Lomaxcat@Lomaxcat haha! Sorry π
Julia T@davep ππ
KathrynofOregon@davep hi, dad
Toby Inkster 
@davep fun fact: indoor spiders and outdoor spiders are usually entirely different species. If you think you're doing a spider a favour by "taking it back outside", you are not. It will die in a day or two.
In other news, I have unique ideas about which facts are "fun".
rugk
Tired Bunny 
MaksiSanctum has moved
Patricia Kayden@davep π π
Lady Greysmokehahahahaha. I can't kill them either. Out they go, unless they stay out of sight.
Harp@davep love that one did he talk about his kids
jonny sokko@davep
Whats his favorite kind of tree? Oak? Spider oak?
Whats his favorite kind of tree? Oak? Spider oak?
synlogic@davep wow. I would have assumed he specialized in web indexers
β₯α΅α΅ Cα΅Έα΅αΆΊα΅αΆ«βΈα΅α΅ βοΈ@davep certainly has great web skills
Pomax@davep slow clap
mrv@davep gold π₯
Karl Auerbach@davep Can he be found on Threads? Possibly a swinger, definitely a predator.
Debbie Belair