David Penfold 
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
Specialises in debugging.
Toby Inkster 
@davep fun fact: indoor spiders and outdoor spiders are usually entirely different species. If you think you're doing a spider a favour by "taking it back outside", you are not. It will die in a day or two.
In other news, I have unique ideas about which facts are "fun".
@tobyink I took him in the car, so it's all good 😁