relius
makeworldI fucked up my repo so bad
Simeon Nedkov@makeworld @jonikorpi Big Transport Tycoon vibes.
Not a 🐶 with a 🎭
Antonis@makeworld just one more denomination bro. i promise bro just one more denomination and we'll find god bro. it's just one more denomination bro. please just one more. one more denomination and we'll figure out christianity bro. bro cmon just split once more and we'll solve theology i promise bro. bro bro please we just need one more schism t
Spacewizard! (Ed H)@makeworld interactively rebasing after doing sed -i 's/homoiousios/homoousios/g'
Beady Belle Fanchannel@spacewizard @makeworld underrated toot
René Seindal (MOVED)
Dave Porter@makeworld @_patmurray git reform
fasel@makeworld full communionism
Eli the Bearded@makeworld
That doesn't even show the Islam fork
That doesn't even show the Islam fork
Mark Whybird@elithebearded @makeworld That’s because this is a zoomed in detail view of one fork of the master repo, from just after Islam forked off from Christianity. Here’s a zoomed out view.
OTOH OP’s diagram could also be zoomed in on to see further details like baptists vs methodists and various merge attempts too. It’s pretty much a fractal that probably goes down to each individual’s beliefs, and even then noting that a single individual might hold multiple contradictory beliefs at once, which also change over time.
(Edit: see below for a more impressive, and probably more accurate (to the degree that’s possible) version)
Martijn Faassen has moved"Nostratic pantheism" sounds cool but makes the warning in this chart about it being speculative rather understated.
The Nostratic language hypothesis is already extremely speculative, let alone anything about the religion practices of those hypothesized speakers.
@faassen @elithebearded @makeworld Your comment made me go looking to see if the chart’s designer had made any updates… and wowsers, look what I found!
Source: https://www.patreon.com/posts/all-religions-in-101663307
Looks cool for sure! I can't find the Nostratic pantheism anymore.
I think any connections before recorded history literally spanning thousands of years are speculative at best. Though potentially cultural continuity can be inferred from material artifacts, that doesn't necessarily mean religious continuity.
Whether it even makes sense to call ancient practices a religion is debatable. It's a pretty modern term with implications that may not work
In Indo European languages there are hints of shared names for divinities reflected in Greek, Roman, Germanic and Hindu pantheons. This is fascinating!
I am not sure whether such shared linguistics roots exist in other languages. Various middle eastern groups have shared mythologies too but they had continuous close cultural contacts, also shown by Greek mythology having things in common with them.
mirabilos@faassen @whybird @elithebearded @makeworld plenty of reconstructionist pagans around, I think religion works for these
SwindlerOfInsanity@whybird @SwindlerOfInsanity @elithebearded @faassen @makeworld but less well structured, unfortunately. The colours at the top are no longer as much in the order as these in the chart, nor recognisable, nor complete (red is missing for example), some entries have been lost and I cannot find the arctic branch at a glance any more…
But yay for information, and the cost is not more than a dinner with the missus, so…
@makeworld @elithebearded @whybird @SwindlerOfInsanity @faassen phew, but almost 20 EUR for shipping!
Anyone in west Germany wants one as well, so we can share shipping cost?
@makeworld @elithebearded @whybird @SwindlerOfInsanity @faassen eh, no, thanks.
I just ran one of his public posts’ plain text through multiple “AI” detectors, and… this is not something I want to support.
@whybird @SwindlerOfInsanity @elithebearded @faassen @makeworld also, did he honestly switch from the neutral BCE/CE to BC/C. in large parts of the newer one? Grr…
Lines are less clear, too. They seem to be able to overlay and hide below other lines, with unclear trajectory in some cases.
Jeremy BornsteinDamn, my Pascal's wager got a lot more complicated.
Ether Diver@faassen @elithebearded @makeworld Since this got a few new boosts, I feel I should link to the designer’s shop, which is mildly hard to find from the patreon post I found the chart on.
https://b1995f-35.myshopify.com/
(I have nothing whatsoever to do with this work or the designer, nor am I knowledgeable on the subject; I just think it is an interesting topic extremely well presented.)
@whybird @faassen @elithebearded @makeworld yeah fuuuuck, the author goes at least somewhat into TESCREAL, what with not only using “AI” slop for imagery, but also:
Mythcraft helps us tell stories where particles, planets, and AGI all have inner life
And (less direct):
Reflections on the rise of AGI, planetary consciousness, and our future myths
These are direct quotes from the Patreon levels offered.
@whybird @faassen @elithebearded @makeworld … and, ugh, the author is now using “AI” slop to make imagery for his videos.
Scott Williams 🐧@elithebearded @makeworld That one was a hard fork, and Baha'i then hard forked from it. Mormonism is a hard fork that kept cherry picking commits and never fully removed the branded trademarks.
blackcoat@makeworld time to start carefully merging and dealing with the *centuries* of conflicts
jgeorge@makeworld Obligatory Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8
ideaPDish@makeworld
That looks like a bart map
That looks like a bart map
cybik 
@makeworld I can merge that
dirckb@makeworld Just in case you haven't heard, or have forgotten about, the emo philips joke:
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion
@dirckb @makeworld I was literally thinking about this exact joke. So glad you found the source!
I got to see Emo live a number of years back. He was great. I still remember:
"I travel a lot for my work, but I'm not married and I don't have any children, so I don't really get the full benefit."
Quilla@makeworld That underground map desperately needs a northern line.
4censord 
oh right I'm at easterhegg rn@makeworld "my branches started crusading each other"
Miau 🥺@makeworld looks like a train station to me
Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 | 🕐 CET@flo @makeworld That's maybe why Germans say, they "only understand train station" 🤔
richardwild@makeworld Delete it and clone it again
Sarah Wilson has moved
Michael Bacon@ScottAS2 @makeworld LOL I just made the same joke before seeing yours. . .
Ed@makeworld Holy fork! What a mess!
Oh, but it's fractal! Here's the diagram for JUST the Church of Scotland since the Reformation!
Christof Damian 💙💛
copsewood"Christians don't think for themselves. They just do what they're told."
"Christians keep thinking for themselves, creating new denominations whenever they do."
From the perspective of chaordic organisation, dynamic restructuring capability is an organisational strength, not a weakness.
"Chaord - (kay'ord) 1: any autocatalytic, self-regulating, adaptive, nonlinear, complex organism, organization, or system, whether physical, biological or social, the behavior of which harmoniously exhibits characteristics of both order and chaos. 2: an entity whose behavior exhibits patterns and probabilities not governed or explained by the behavior of its parts."
https://managingresearchlibrary.org/glossary/chaordic-organization
Alice 
@makeworld how did i misread schism as scrotum
zellyn
Binder🅅@makeworld except git makes FAR worse messes than that.
mhoye@makeworld I kind of love the idea that Caravaggio’s Beheading of John The Baptist is actually just depicting a detached HEAD situation.
Richard W. Woodley ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦🌹🚴♂️📷 🗺️@makeworld
where do the weirdo North American Evangelicals fit in ?
where do the weirdo North American Evangelicals fit in ?
Will Deakin@makeworld lest we forget the Copts.
It's been a Copt since AD 42.
vivi@makeworld fuck i need someone to give me full communion
Joel VanderWerfif somebody told me there was a 'git schism' command, I would probably believe them