Fuzzy
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Tag urself. I'm Aggressive Arguments but I dual-compete in Stabbing People for Points. #Olympics
Rachel Andrew@snipe next level water panic followed by a downhill existential crisis exactly describes how I compete in triathlon.
neoluddite@snipe The second one, but it's actually competitive farting
Ben Cotton (he/him)@snipe literally mayhem
Virginicus@funnelfiasco @snipe I wish I had the lungs for literal mayhem. I just stab people.
@Virginicus @snipe that's a form of mayhem if you're doing it right
Chris Hartjes
Sarah Savage@snipe I’m aggressive arguments and don’t give a fuck.
Suzan@snipe Gotta love the Zebra theme 😀
I think I'm Ultimate ampersand. Staying away from Competitive drowning, though
Stabbing people for points 😜 what?!
Jules@snipe the nine-month-old competes in "Competitive Falling Over", the three-year-old in "Literally Mayhem", and the five -year-old in "The Floor is Lava".
I myself? "Ultimate Ampersand", though I'd love to be competitive in "Advanced Portals" at some point.
Shannon K. Supple ✨@snipe
Synchonized ampersand!
Synchonized ampersand!
marcus 
😷@snipe I think downhill existential crisis
Liminal witch 🧙♀️ Sarah@snipe tactical revenge
Andrew 🌻 Brandt 🐇@snipe synchronized/advanced ampersand in the streets, competitive drowning/falling over in the sheets
(dubious) opinion haver 
@snipe Literally mayhem, obviously. But on weekends the downhill existential crisis
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Aaron Longchamps@snipe @threatresearch violent darts for me!
Deviant Ollam@snipe I kind of feel like Ultimate Ampersand is my vibe
Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1--@snipe I can't find "Competitive Linen Folding" (i.e. sailing) 🤔
Lori M Olson@snipe I have at least a silver in competitive falling over. Could also compete in downhill existential crisis.
Fiona Craig@snipe I find my Advanced Portals skills often result in medalling in Don't give a fuck
Slavery is violence@snipe Damn I love this.
The Turtle@snipe i finished just off the podium in Don't Give A Fuck at the Atlanta Games. You might have seen me. Or not. Whogizzashit?
fuzzface@snipe Tron and Advanced Portals for me! Seems like there is a huge suspension of disbelief in both of those.
Mike Sheward
Magnesium@SecureOwl @snipe @dscw I was imagining a typo perhaps, but since you're from the UK maybe you can let me know how one twats a bee?
@magnesium @snipe @dscw 1) form an orderly queue at your local twatting supply shop 2) acquire Twatter 3) locate bee 4) twat bee
Shinydan@snipe I'm old enough to remember when they called it "Swing Long Nasty Pointy Thing With Panache".
Bill@snipe Utterly totally Don't Give A Fuck. Gimme my ball and ribbon, I'm outta here.
Justiina Jumpsunen
Genette B 
@snipe honestly had never heard of the pentathlon before today and literal mayhem is such a great description😂
Random Weirdo@snipe I'm known for my skills in Competitive Drowning, but I'm aiming for excellence in Don't Give A Fuck.
Obsolete@snipe
Bee swatting should be BANNED!
Bee swatting should be BANNED!
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@snipe
Tactical revenge
Tactical revenge
Gödel Escher Spock🦿
Generally Salty@snipe Ultimate Ampersand and The Downhill Existential Crisis.
Vee@snipe I'm the Reigning Word Champ at Competitive Falling Over and DGAF. Solid silver in Aggressive Arguments and Tactical Revenge.
oscarfalcon@snipe I'm Tron...
lonely extrovert@snipe i have no idea what the literally mayhem icon is supposed to be, but that's probably me.
aspeed, a/k/a Dumpster Peacock@snipe Competitive falling over and the downhill existential crisis.
✊🏾WiseGuyEddie@snipe Oh, I'm definitely Tactical Revenge and Pest Control (especially today) 😀
PeachMcDI like watching many of these sports but haven't participated in any except Downhill Existential Crisis
I'm World Class at that but the joy's gone out of it for me so I stopped competing & just do minor solo runs from time to time
Shambolic Matter@snipe Just bought some gin to make gimlets. So.... competitive falling over?
Laura Loomis@snipe Synchronized Ampersand!
bob.php 
@snipe ffs i am the entire bottom row
シナモロール 
@snipe bee twatting is my passion