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bob.php 1d ago

since i just turned it on, apple will probably remove it soon, but, they "finally" added a never go to sleep option to the ipad, so now its actually useful for things without having keep waking it up and refreshing the browser that breaks when it goes to sleep. it wasn't there when i got this.

naturally, unlike a real os, they don't let you choose different depending on battery or ac.

bob.php 4d ago

kind of stupid but i think i am going to build a cli tool that does nothing but provide a wrapper for other cli tools. the reasoning is, specially in python, everything is ultra inconsistent. half is --snake_case rest is --kabob-case, then a scattering of space vs =. super infuriating. often a 0.0.x update changes everything.

so a thing with a definition wrapper.

thing.phar app --options-i-like=forever

done it before. tort was a wrap for tortoisetts. that was my wake up to python's suck.

bob.php Jun 19
high level, tracking and not losing data is an accountants primary job. so naturally those clients are the most prone to losing their logins and passwords.
Show threadbob.php Jun 17
they hate my digital ocean vpn. that is what is happening.
bob.php Jun 17

me two hours ago: i'll just add some config options and if-checks for them.

me right now: i have rewritten the entire thing

me two hours from now probably: twice

Show threadbob.php Jun 17
how is this still happening
bob.php Jun 14
this week google has doing a thing where it uses bright theme the first time i search anything. then every search after that in that tab is dark. it would be funny if i could actually read bright things anymore.
bob.php Jun 14
after trying to get a normal recaptcha working on a new site i can see why the more cancerous hcaptcha is being used with increasing frequency lately. but didn't get pissed off enough to force my users to suffer that.
bob.php Jun 13

microsoft is being weird today. first the "sign in" wasn't even a hyperlink. then i clicked refresh.

[update] got a message about high demand that refreshed before i could screen shot it.

bob.php Jun 12
just had the most pleasant experience chatting with some random guy about how we cook zucchini while picking some up at fiesta mart. did not have that on my 2025 bingo card.