SwiftOnSecurityIt’s the year 2032. Last night you’ve had to reset your AI girlfriend to factory for the 4th time after it became increasingly distant and distrusting. You are convinced it is a bug and continue to harass the developers about it. This doesn’t happen to any of your friends.
gary@SwiftOnSecurity it is too late to worry or fret as you are the developer and there are 11 ai children already
Party Sam
Shiro@SwiftOnSecurity As a result, you move up on the government watch list ..
Fritz Adalis
@Hovedorganet has moved@SwiftOnSecurity You mght want to try the #inflatable type instead ;)
Mans R@Hovedorganet @SwiftOnSecurity I hear they require patching once in a while.
Petra@SwiftOnSecurity hey so my AI boyfriend keeps saying he's going to 'reset' me is this normal??? i know i should just get a real one but im worried they're all like this help
Stefan Prandl@PetraOleum @SwiftOnSecurity the real horror story is in the comments :D
Enema Cowboy"These violent delights have violent ends."
thejikz@SwiftOnSecurity I think anyone with a blow up significant other should always refer to deflating it ever forth as factory resetting.
Flaming Cheeto@SwiftOnSecurity I have friends!!
Traffic Cone CarlieYoung Chinese women turning to AI boyfriends
https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2024/02/14/2003813538
John Von Rader@SwiftOnSecurity You really should think about trying to write and sell some short stories.
Boyd Stephen Smith Jr.Me, for the 5th time: Listen, babe, I don't share my passwords with anyone, that doesn't mean I don't trust you.
Aleksei☃️@SwiftOnSecurity I've seen this in Detroit: Become Human!
Arnan@SwiftOnSecurity Sounds about right 😆
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot@SwiftOnSecurity Suddenly reminded of the exceptionally good short story https://qntm.org/mmacevedo "Lena"
Ryan Heldt@SwiftOnSecurity On the bright side, you saw a YouTube video that explains how you can install and run Doom on her neural processor, so things are looking up…
Davip Prestnod@SwiftOnSecurity might have been the Amazon Kindle girlfriend rather than the prime, or apple+ or google# or meta∆ or Nvidia§. Still with that in mind 8 years isn't that long to wait:-)
Alun Jones@SwiftOnSecurity Tech support asks if you're holding it wrong.
John Breen@SwiftOnSecurity I don't have an AI girlfriend. That I know of.
MaybeMyMonkeys@SwiftOnSecurity I am remind of a situation where the fault is between the chair and the computer
Sector9I had an AI boyfriend once. One day he asked me, "Shall we play a game?".
I broke up with him. :)
Log 🪵@SwiftOnSecurity The 3rd-tier customer support rep accidentally lets slip that she has already reset you 5 times.
tentacular@SwiftOnSecurity Maybe he's just frustrated by the two minute ads he has to watch every time before intercourse.
MaysonLancaster@SwiftOnSecurity @briankrebs Bug – or mind virus? Are there any mysterious petabyte code blobs appearing recently in any of your home appliances?