gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
×
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
listen to me now
@stavvers paging @TheBreadmonkey and his Prue Leith fantasies

@afewbugs @stavvers

😂, but also..... I'm listening....

@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.
@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt
@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something
@stavvers thank you once again for your vital work

@stavvers OMG I have only just now thought about how I would pronounce* zie/zir

* pun intended? I don't even know anymore what is life

@stavvers this @ all neurotypical doctors ignoring “rare” symptom sequelae in neurodivergent people
@stavvers “child bones in blender” has to be something I’ve looked up at least once
@stavvers ‘my precious little trebuchet’ wait what
@stavvers My sweet Bohemian ear-spoon.
@stavvers I gotta ask my morningstar about this
@stavvers @Moot a ball and chain isn't a medieval weapon
@stavvers Lucerne Hammer would be a beautiful name for a girl, I think.
@stavvers It's like a floating Heinlein marriage.
@stavvers how do they *think* the small animal gets effervescent, smh
@stavvers I swear Fred’s half crossing guard, half Labrador puppy in a giant cat suit. He literally does none of the “bad cat” behavior I read about. #FredTheWonderCat #Caturday
@stavvers 3am: [suspicious crinkling sound]