gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
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female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something
@stavvers When I say I like following people, not content: this. This is what I mean. Give me lots of this.
@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” :)
@stavvers I get occasional dizzy spells, and the closest anyone ever got to figuring out why was when they discovered that pulling 4-8 vials of my blood was a good way to trigger them

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I'd really like one of those people who make the little model kits to build this plane then paint it white and add the red dots. They would win the internet for at least an hour.

@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.
@SheriffLonestar @stavvers I think it's worse than that. I'm thinking they mistook € for ¢ or c, as in ¢87 or $0.87

Because god forbid other currencies exist :)
@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢
@stavvers
sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor
@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times
@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi
@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service

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@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

@Archivist @stavvers I have a lot of practice as being amusing on the internet

@foone I know, yet I remain impressed nonetheless

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@stavvers Nissan are alive and well in the Battletech universe (and GE, Mitsubishi) so Hitatchi being around isn't that much of a stretch and yeah I kinda want that as a decal in my battletech game.
@stavvers alas that Hitachi no longer makes the Hitachi (sold it off to someone else quite a while back).

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@leyrer

I feel like I need to have a kid and call them Tachi, so everyone can say Hi, Tachi!

@stavvers For some reason, Hitachi divested themselves of their most beloved product.
@stavvers It's our hero, VLC-Man/Woman
@stavvers thanks for sharing. Where is raptorific to be found? I’d love to follow anyone who calls the show runner “president”!
@stavvers I feel like this would be a great allegory for certain aspects of our general cultural crisis.
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That would be VERY appropriate for Doctor Who! It's exactly the sort of thing you could explain away with weird "time anomalies" and what-not, and yet has real-world metaphorical implications.

@TerryHancock @stavvers

I feel like we'd learn the Ancient Thing is using his nuclear plant to power the device keeping this status quo - which is also keeping him effectively immortal.

Excellent.

@stavvers This genuinely feels like the kind of premise that Rob Shearman would have made an absolutely killer Big Finish serial out of.
@stavvers ha ha, i thought this was a critique of pop music. wait is that what this is?

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I'd watch the heck out of this.

Can he drop me off in the Lisa Simpson as president timeline on his way out?

@stavvers "The entire town is a fixed point in time and space!"
@stavvers “Lots of planets have a Springfield”
Feels as legit an idea as Muppet Lord of the Rings.
@stavvers Wait this just sounds like my town.
@stavvers the cruelty of stardom in an age of permanently recorded and replayable performances. The movie stars and rock stars have to endure everyone reacting to someone they have long since ceased to be, may never have been outside of celluloid or vinyl. The current Dylan biopic shows some of the cracks this causes in ones psyche. The audience has a role in this distortion.
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i absolutely can imagine

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totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off

@stavvers New euphemism for “pegging” just dropped.
@stavvers this gets better on each reading
@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820
Long's Expedition of 1820 - Wikipedia

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“How was that porn?”

“Eh, the plot was weak but there was major shlong.”