Nate Tharp
Liam @ GamingOnLinux 🐧🎮Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.
Just a reminder that if all you want is my actual news, just use the RSS. Social media is for shit-posting, or in this case, piss-posting.
Julian Fietkau@gamingonlinux Also, you can plug the RSS feed into https://rss-parrot.net if you want the feed content in your Mastodon timeline!
bison ✅@gamingonlinux cross-piss-posting?
Robin Kuiper@gamingonlinux see I'm at the other end of the spectrum, where I'm just interested in the shit posting cause I already follow the rss feed 😂
Nincodedo@gamingonlinux separate shit posting RSS when? /s
Lambda
Dark Photon Studio@gamingonlinux Why go to an actual website when AI can tell me to drink piss? The future really is bright! It's golden!
Legendary Redfox@gamingonlinux nice, thanks
Ertugrul@gamingonlinux this is a very different type of crazy in ai-verse :)
Ozzelot 
@gamingonlinux
I mean, whatever floats your boat, but I didn't expect the machine to be so unapologetically kinky.
I mean, whatever floats your boat, but I didn't expect the machine to be so unapologetically kinky.
Andreas M. Heitmann 
@gamingonlinux AI will definitely save us all :-D ...
Sarah Roth@gamingonlinux I guess it is healthier than the soda and fruit juice it also recommends.
DocHolliday@gamingonlinux silly people, those directions are for Fremen on Arrakis. Duh!
Nicholas Edward Werner-Matavka@WmShakesp3are @gamingonlinux The urine must flow!
Ian Langham@gamingonlinux I can't wait for Scotland to wake up and take the piss out of Google...
Gabbo the wafrn dev guy@gamingonlinux google is a neil cicierega fan
Neil Cicierega - Piss
Get the album here:http://www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/
Jerry on Mastodon@gamingonlinux I can't recreate this and this is not the format used by Gemini to answer questions. I'm skeptical that this is a real screenshot from Gemini.
Thomas Staudinger@Jerry @gamingonlinux What do you mean, this format is exactly how it looks in my Google phone app when I activate the AI results in "Labs".
Must be different on the phone. Good to know. I stand corrected. Thanks.
Rabbit Cohen@gamingonlinux Um it's called RECYCLING?
vxo@gamingonlinux will it also guide you through the diagnostic procedures of Dr. Vadger's Home Pregnancy Test?
@vxo @gamingonlinux This Dr Vadger sounds like an awful urologist, I'll keep going to Dr Cockburn.
SpaceBlack@gamingonlinux Skynet is already online.
Mélani (Melanie) Bjornsdottir (she, ŝi)
Randall Lee@gamingonlinux Drs used to tell patients to smoke cigarettes for all kinds stuff, such as morning sickness
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyThere is a NASA ISS quality fluid processing step .... missing? Maybe the plane landed in... NYC? idk AI, idk, does this pass the pee test on landing or just at the airport when the AI landed without the AI Transparency, Accountability, Auditing, Entrails Log Report due ... as a KPI, for obvious reasons?
Coles Street Pothole
f_o_u_r_t_y
Erizz Dysphoria@f_o_u_r_t_y @m @paula99 @gamingonlinux i stole the screenshot first hehe https://yourwalls.today/notice/Ahagv0QcnumvJpStf6
Ε-ριςς (@[email protected])
Drink urine
Angua 
@gamingonlinux
I have 2 notes actually.
1: what if you don't want alcohol free urine?
2: this is an announcement BY the AI that all it is doing is taking the piss out of users.
Ah I see the door, leaving now.
I have 2 notes actually.
1: what if you don't want alcohol free urine?
2: this is an announcement BY the AI that all it is doing is taking the piss out of users.
Ah I see the door, leaving now.
Thibaultmol 🌈A screenshot of a Google search results page with the query "how to pass kidney stones quickly" highlighted in the search bar. Below the search bar, there is a section labeled "AI overviews are experimental. Learn more."
@gamingonlinux The AI overview provided reads:
"Drinking plenty of fluids, such as water, ginger ale, lemon-lime soda, or fruit juice, can help pass kidney stones more quickly. You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color."
"Drinking plenty of fluids, such as water, ginger ale, lemon-lime soda, or fruit juice, can help pass kidney stones more quickly. You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color."
@gamingonlinux Below this overview, there are two search result cards:
1. From Comprehensive Urology, titled "How to Pass a Kidney Stone in 24 Hours - Comprehensive..." with a snippet about effective ways to pass a kidney stone quickly.
2. From Mount Sinai, titled "Kidney stones - Information | Mount..." with a snippet about drinking extra water and eating certain foods to help pass kidney stones.
1. From Comprehensive Urology, titled "How to Pass a Kidney Stone in 24 Hours - Comprehensive..." with a snippet about effective ways to pass a kidney stone quickly.
2. From Mount Sinai, titled "Kidney stones - Information | Mount..." with a snippet about drinking extra water and eating certain foods to help pass kidney stones.
eribosot@gamingonlinux The LLM was trained disproportionately on Bear Grylls shows.
Matv1@gamingonlinux don't you just love how these mega companies are now so detached from normal life that they think that this could be a usefull service to actual humans
Kestral@gamingonlinux Google Piss might be the first product they don't cancel within a year.
rrb@gamingonlinux I always suspected them of urolagnia. Having parties with everyone dressed in diapers is a dead give-a-way
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyWell this certainly explains why whenever I open Fox News lately along with all the pop-ups to invest in gold, and Dr. Oz’s Miracle Cures, there’s suddenly a huge push by McDonald’s in conjunction with 7/11 touting the new and apparently delicious Piss McFlurry.
Hacker 
Nick@gamingonlinux How do people see things like this and still think "AI" is intelligent?
Cal Moody
cameronbosch 
@gamingonlinux Rest on piss, forever miss.
Jux 🏳️⚧️& - MOVED TO @@gamingonlinux LMAO
google's all like "guys look at our new ai" and this is what we get 😭
google's all like "guys look at our new ai" and this is what we get 😭
Mac's Opinion@gamingonlinux Drink 2L of urine? Nah, I'll pass and deal with the stones.
@gamingonlinux Which urine should be light in colour? The one I'm supposed to drink, or the one I produce?
It's Dug!@gamingonlinux Geez, what does it recommend for constipation? 🤢
Ted DunningAnd ... Google search isn't presenting an AI overview on that query any more.
Kaito@gamingonlinux 2010 wants its meme back
iamdtms@gamingonlinux pass or piss. whatever.
Lonnon Foster@gamingonlinux Instructions unclear; should the urine I drink be light in color, or the urine I pass?
Jima 
I saw this and thought of you, @babe . Then 10 seconds later scrolled to your retoot of it. 🫡
George Baily@gamingonlinux move fast and trash everything
SearingTruth"There is zero artificial intelligence today. There could have been, but 50 years ago the decision was made by most scientists and companies to go with machine learning, which was quick and easy, instead of the difficult task of actually reverse engineering and then replicating the human brain.
So instead what we have today is machine learning combined with mass plagiarism which we call ‘generative AI’, essentially performing what is akin to a magic trick so that it appears, at times, to be intelligent.
While the topic of machine learning is complex in detail, it is simple in concept, which is all we have room for here. Essentially machine learning is simply presenting many thousands or millions of samples to a computer until the associative components ‘learn’ what it is, for example pictures of a daisy from all angles and incarnations.
Then companies scoured the internet in the greatest crime of mass plagiarism in history, and used the basic ability of machine learning to recognize nouns, verbs, etc. to chop up and recombine actual human writings and thoughts into ‘generative AI’.
So by recognizing basic grammar and hopefully deducing the basic ideas of a query, and then recombining human writings which appear to match that query, we get a very faulty appearance of intelligence - generative AI.
But the problem is, as I said in the beginning, there is no actual intelligence involved at all. These programs have no idea what a daisy, or love, or hate, or compassion, or a truck, or horse, or wagon, or anything else, actually is. They just have the ability to do a very faulty combinatorial trick to appear as if they do.
However there is hope that actual general intelligence can be created because, thankfully, a handful of scientists rejected machine learning and instead have been working on recreating the connectome of the human brain for 50 years, and they are within a few decades of achieving that goal and truly replicating the human brain, creating true general intelligence.
In the meantime it's important for our species to recognize the danger of relying on generative AI for anything, as it's akin to relying on a magician to conjure up a real, physical, living, bunny rabbit.
So relying on it to drive cars, or control any critical systems, will always result in massive errors, often leading to real destruction and death."
SearingTruth
I am not sure I can collect that much urine every 24 hours.
Should I ask google for help on this question?
Mercurius Goldstein@gamingonlinux
Sorry my dietary requirements are urine-free
Sorry my dietary requirements are urine-free
No Gods , no Masters! RESIST@gamingonlinux
That was a COVID cure also...
There was a pastor here that was promoting it .
First he went Cuckoo about an LGBTQ activist.
Ended up being sued,
then he got a DUI, beat up his wife and ran off to Missouri leaving her and 5 kids here with no money.
That was a COVID cure also...
There was a pastor here that was promoting it .
First he went Cuckoo about an LGBTQ activist.
Ended up being sued,
then he got a DUI, beat up his wife and ran off to Missouri leaving her and 5 kids here with no money.
Alexander The 1st@gamingonlinux I'm half surprised it didn't answer the question "How to pass a kidney stone" by *first* stating "Eat a kidney stone, then...".