...and how did that make you FEEL, @dan ?

@dan pics or it didn't happen

@dan Imagine the distress of the cat! Never get any privacy anymore.

@dan What a time to be alive!

@dan don't let them replace your cat with AI!

@dan Dan, we should have told you this earlier, but it's not only the litter box 😬

@dan I strongly recommend using this experience to explain networking. What networks, datacenters, clouds (literal and figurative), satellites, etc did that poop notification traverse?

@dan It is the great transparency of life. Think of the planetary wealth required to get that urgent message to you. I wonder if your cat would be self conscious about bouncing signals off satellites in orbit to get this information to you within a few seconds of it happening, or would it be overwhelmed and hide in a cardboard box until your return? I suspect cats, if they knew, would hack their litter box and spam you for ransom treats.

@dan Why do you have a litter box that's wired to alert you when it's used?

@dan modern technology is indeed amazing.

@dan @norootcause I’d say, “no shit,” but that may have been reported by the litter box app…

@dan No joke. It’s too much.

@dan
Damn, I can even get my cat to do a simple search on the internet. You have yours sending alerts. 😼