Pädagogin mit Hoodie und Maske
Stefan PlattnerEvery turtle should be provided with a skateboard.
JoeMcconJust wait. The next step is demanding the vote.
Susan Calvin@splattne it's swimming on land!!
Hat. AuDHD cat 😷🌺🍉🌻🔻@splattne lol. Poor confused cat
CavyherdThey really just aren't wired to be chased by something smaller than they are. You see this in interactions with ferrets, too.
Cat: "Mmm... small prey animal! 😋 I think I'll—"
Ferret: "Oh! Hey! A plush thing to bite & make jump!" Dives for the belly—
Cat: "Wait! No! This—this isn't how this is supposed to go! ACK!!"
😂
Matthew Toohey@splattne This is joyous, and is made even more so by the superb choice of the jazzed-up sea shanty to accompany it.
Wilfried Klaebe@tooheymatthew I seem to recognize the "Wellerman" there?
Bob JonkmanI would love to hear the rest of The Wellerman done in tinkly-jazzy piano style. Anybody know the source?
Wellerman (Ragtime Sea Shanty) - Scott Bradlee Piano Cover
Thank you! That's fantastic! I will now be subscribing to the Scott Bradlee YouTube channel, and likely won't emerge until the weekend is over.
Pat@tooheymatthew @splattne I agree! In the music I hear the song "Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho" which adds hilarity to it for me. (The chorus goes "Joshua fit the battle of Jericho/and the walls came tumbling down")
Olli Graf🚟@splattne turtle power!
LillyLyle/Count Melancholia@splattne What I love most is that he immediately, and gleefully decides to take on the cat 😆
lonely extrovert@LillyHerself @splattne that's totally the best part. "FINALLY i can mess with the cat!!"*zoom*
Elizabeth@splattne Damn, the video is too short. More, more!
Kingslayer@splattne
... sugar and tea and rum!
... sugar and tea and rum!
l a t e | n a t e
Timothy Martin@splattne
How cool..., love it.
How cool..., love it.
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@splattne
Run, turtle, run!
Run, turtle, run!
Kotes@splattne It is interesting to see how slow-moving creatures behave when they are given tools that enable them to move at high speeds.
GroßStadtPflanze 
Elias Probst@exil_inselette humans in cars become assholes, turtles on wheels become fierce hunters of those that assumed so far to be the ruler of the household!
@kotaro @splattne
@kotaro @splattne
@exil_inselette @eliasp @splattne On reflection, this case means bicycles rather than cars for people.
iGyver 🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱
Mysturji@splattne
Technically, it’s a tortoise. 🐢 💨
Technically, it’s a tortoise. 🐢 💨
John T. Johnson, PhD :bluefin:@splattne @publicvoit reminds me of the scene in Year One when they’re riding on a cart for the first time every. It’s too fast!
Lisa Hamilton@splattne I need about an hour more of this! 😅
Christine SchuhmannA menace to society.
🍻 alfajet 🇫🇷 🇬🇧
jnpn@splattne "frictionless water yay"
ps: the cat is confused
Nobody ¯\_(ツ)_/¯™️@splattne wie knuffig ist das bitte 🥰🥰🥰 @schenklklopfer
Axel Foley
Vio@splattne *sweat thinking about making my murderous tortoise *even* faster*
Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.
LaraK@splattne those are some radical moves, dude. You should introduce them to my friend's gecko, who's also big into skating. 😏
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@splattne shades of Mighty Mike
macquilter
donkey@macquilter @splattne So cute eh?!
Dagnabbit, Pascaline! 💥@splattne
Thanks for making me smile on this day! 😊
Thanks for making me smile on this day! 😊
mercurial yapper (now in plasmatrap.com)@splattne cat: NOPE NOPE NOPE he now has the power of the skateboard he is DANGEROUS
Angua 
Weyoun 6
Anthropy@splattne I wonder if it feels like swimming for them, the whole momentum thing must feel somewhat familiar for them in that way
John Robinson@splattne Best bonkers thing on Mastodon today 😀
Lee Fife - old account@splattne that's is great!
Aviva Gary@splattne The music is perfect, the cat has no idea what is happening and the turtle is living her best life! 😆
Doc Scranton@splattne the better to terrorize the cat with
Barbara Monaco@splattne Kitty's not happy. 🙀
notsoloud@splattne
Please note: The proverbially slow turtles are the terrestrial vegetarian kind.
This is a freshwater turtle. They are usually quite fast, both on land an in water, they need to catch their food.
It's definitely getting a boost, but perhaps not to the eye watering extent you might imagine if you think of terrestrial turtles.
And yeah, the video is awesome 🤣
forsythia@splattne cowabunga!
Bennolius 😷⚡@splattne now it just needs some nunchucks. Cowabunga!
b. - professioneller lausbub
Local@splattne Lool 🥰
PMFL 