🤣 The Oracle vibe is really off-putting, though...
@cweickhmann @bagder I find it cooperates quite well with the "world domination" aspirations 👍
@bagder Im sure you are underestimating the numbers by a huge margin
@bagder Is this the announcement that curl has been bought by Oracle? 😄
@bagder that memory safe runtime did not age so well...😌
@bagder That's an awful monopolistic situation ! 🤣 ❤️
@bagder you better not sell curl to oracle, mister 

@bagder

Word on the street is curl Pro will soon be available as a subscription.

@Newk curl FX!
@bagder

@wonka @Newk @bagder Job listings as

curl enterprise developer

with 50 years of XP …

@bagder That's a lot less scary than the original!
@bagder I feel like even comparing with curl gives too much credit to Oracle
@bagder Only 8 billion? I must have at least 20.
@bagder ok I admit that’s more than #mksh (but then, mksh needs a unixy/posixy system much more than curl does)
@bagder Hey, how about a little love for wget?
@erik good idea, but @bagder is probably the wrong person to ask for that
@bagder sounds more plausible than Java
@a1ba @bagder technically even SIM cards run Java (Java Card) so I am not sure
@bagder even though it could be written in just a weekend 😜
@bagder Running on 8 billion devices on 2 planets 🥹 Congratulations... that is so crazy!
@bagder way less threatening!

@bagder
Had same idea after reading "curl on 100 operating systems".
3 billion, 8 billion, to the moon and beyond 🚀

https://mas.to/@ml/111413766341684770

ml (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2023/11/14/curl-on-100-operating-systems/

mas.to
@bagder That screenshot is from a time when windows was actually a half-decent OS. Long gone.
@words_number the listed products in the window also kind of hints of a time long gone...

@bagder

So, if the machines can not auto-update to a newer curl that supports new cipher-suites, and the platform is 32-bit windows, what do you think will happen?

#RhetoricalQuestion

@SpaceLifeForm they stick to the old version?

@bagder

It probably will not be a problem in practice because the machines will die at some point and have to replaced with more modern kit and software. Also, there is a lot of financial incentive to not replace if they are still working.

The scenario is that a server upgrades to use a new cipher-suite but the curl does not understand it. In theory, the server should allow a cipher-suite downgrade but there is no guarantee they will.

A vendor could force new sales.

"Sorry, but your machine is too old to patch, you need to replace. See our sales brochure"

There must be a lot of folk that are not in position to upgrade their linux kit too.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/linux-4-14s-long-term-support-will-live-on-after-all-thanks-to-this-alliance/

Linux 4.14's long-term support will live on after all, thanks to this alliance

The six-year-old Linux kernel seemed doomed until this alliance of CIQ, Oracle, and SUSE stepped up. But why go to all this trouble?

ZDNET
@SpaceLifeForm lots of devices and services die all the time when they cannot be updated but the services they need to connect to, upgrade and require a more modern protocol, cipher or handshake. It's not new and it's not special for curl. Even things that actually *can* be upgraded will be abandoned because it is not financially beneficial. For example mobile phones.

@bagder

I was thinking of kiosks that someone (a corp) pays for.

Mobile, basically, the user is the product and they are the ones that pay.

@bagder Hey Daniel! This reminds me of a photo I took in my car on Monday. (Pardon the dust.)
@jima do you mind telling me what car model this is?
@bagder I am proud curl user. Minecraft runs on curl!